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Attended My First Jewish Funeral

Posted on 7/5/26 at 10:54 am
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 10:54 am
Anyone ever been to one of these? I hadn’t.

Pretty standard for most of the proceedings. One takeaway I had was the constant referral to the ‘homeland’. The participants went out of their way to describe the deceased’s devotion and love of the ‘homeland’. Forget the fact that he was born and raised here, built a family and a business here, and leaves a legacy of both grandchildren, community involvement, and business development. At the end, he was interred with soil directly from some valley in Israel so he could have a permanent connection to the ‘homeland’.

My wife thought it was cool. I found it a bit disturbing. I’m curious if this was a cultural affinity for the place or perhaps something hardcoded in the DNA?
Posted by bigjoe1
Member since Jan 2024
1978 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 10:57 am to
Why would it be disturbing?
Sounds like he lived a good full life.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25646 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 10:57 am to
It really bothered you that much?

Who knows? It’s a Jew thing. Was the guy a good person?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 10:58 am to
quote:

something hardcoded in the DNA?


Hardcoded into their religion.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:03 am to
Not disturbing at all.

Also something I should be allowed to claim as well without being accused of being racist.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
40756 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:06 am to
Reading the Old Testament, Canaan was the homeland. I think any Jewish man would for some kind of return to the homeland.

Granted anybody that lives in America would probably never want to leave here yet still have desire returning to the homeland.


Was Ted Cruz there?
This post was edited on 7/5/26 at 11:07 am
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:08 am to
They have had so many "homes" so to which one do you think they were referring?
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:13 am to
Beulahland is the place to go.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:17 am to
I went to one in Ellick a few years ago. I don't remember any homeland references. The female rabbi was also an operatically trained soprano from Los Angeles.

Ellick has two synagogues, located a few blocks apart and they really, really don't like each other.
Posted by Deepblueskies
Member since Jun 2026
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:34 am to
Now do a Hindi and Muslim funeral. You will be surprised.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16872 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:35 am to
quote:

deceased’s devotion and love of the ‘homeland’.


You do understand that Jews were kicked out of their land repeatedly, right? This is why Jerusalem in particular is mentioned in 669 times in the Hebrew bible, and over and over and over again, in songs, the Talmud, etc.

It's not that hard, and sure as shite doesn't represent anything nefarious or what you should find "disturbing."
quote:

Jerusalem surely cannot only represent a physical destination. It must represent more: an ideal, a hope, a possibility.

In the language of the Haggadah, the land of Israel and Jerusalem represent the final stage of redemption.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3911 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:42 am to
quote:

I’m curious if this was a cultural affinity for the place or perhaps something hardcoded in the DNA?

In ancient Canaanite religion, and the religions evolved from Canaanite mythology such as the Israelite religions (say from around 1000BC to around 300BC) the high God and creator of all had 70 sons with his wife Asherah/Athirat. He broke up with people groups on earth into seventy nations and gave each nation to one of his sons. The high God - El Elyon - gave the Israelite people to his son Yahweh (Deuteronomy 32:8-9) as an inheritance. Elyon didn’t just give the people to Yahweh but the land too. Only on that land the Israelites occupied did Yahweh have power an authority.

Examples:

2 Kings 3
Yahweh takes the Israelites, Judahites, and Edomites (Edomites were Yahwists too) to conquer Moab, but the god of Moab, Chemosh, defeats Yahweh and his army coalition. (Also see the Mesha Stele in the Louvre museum which tells of the battle from Mesha’s perspective.)

2 Kings 5
The Syrian army leader, Namaan, was healed in Israel and subsequently takes two mule loads of Israelite soil back home with him. Only on Israelite soils could Yahweh be worshipped.

1 Samuel 26
David is exiled by Samuel, and David exclaims he is being forced to worship other gods. By leaving Israel and being on land that was the authority of the other gods, David had no choice but to worship the gods who had authority over the land he was in.

Exodus
The Israelites couldn’t worship Yahweh in Egypt. They had to leave and go worship Yahweh in the wilderness. The Israelites had to leave the land that was the authority of the Egyptian gods to be able to worship Yahweh.

Psalm 82
This was wishful thinking by an exiled Jew in Babylon. He longed for the day he would be able to worship Yahweh in Babylon. He longed for Yahweh to usurp his divine brothers’ authority over the nations given to them by El Elyon and take all the nations and their lands for himself. Then the Jewish author in Babylon would be able to worship Yahweh anywhere.

Judges 11:24
Jephthah, the judge who slaughters his daughter as a sacrifice to Yahweh for Yahweh securing victory for him in battle, tells the Ammonites he’ll possess the land given to Yahweh while they can possess the land given to Chemosh their god.

2 Kings 17
The king of Assyria sends settlers to Samaria and they don’t know how to worship Yahweh, who was given that land as his inheritance. Since they aren’t worshipping the deity of that land correctly, Yahweh sends lions to attack them. So the king goes out to find an Israelite priest who can show the settlers how to worship the crazed deity who inhabited that particular land so as to ward off lion attacks.

So the land of Israel they believe was a special gift from their deity, and there’s a special connection of Israelite soil to their deity. While modern Jews believe Yahweh has authority of the whole world and they reject the idea of Yahweh having a father, mother, and brothers (from the religion theirs evolved from) the idea that Israelite soil is connected to their god has persisted.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Aubie Spr96
are you an idiot or something?
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99141 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 11:45 am to
quote:

are you an idiot or something?


Yes hes one of the biggest ones to ever grace the poliboard
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26987 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 12:08 pm to
I've never been to a Jewish funeral, but when I was going to Loyola, I had an assignment to go to a Bar Mitzvah and write a report about it. Something came up, so I had my girlfriend go for me and report to me about it.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
20359 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 12:14 pm to
Trinidadians have this saying "his bellyband is buried deep".

Its a reference to he will always be a part of Trinidad no matter where he lives.

I think thats kind of cool.

Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
3104 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 12:51 pm to
here's the other thing, why bother with a funeral as jew's have no concept of a life after death. this life is all there is for jew's typically their funerals are a remembrance for the lives they lived.
Posted by DongBonJovi
Member since Dec 2025
14 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 12:55 pm to
They aren't "American" and will never assimilate. All their politicians in office serve another country; all of our politicians that pledge fealty to them do it for their money.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
38918 posts
Posted on 7/5/26 at 1:03 pm to
Jews have beliefs about afterlife that are too diverse to list them all nor could you tie what was said about him that puts him in one particular category. Someone that knew him very well and spent time talking about what happens after death would be helpful. Some believe that you do the best you can do while you are alive and there is no afterlife. But, that's one of several beliefs that practicing Jews believe.
I went to a Catholic funeral once and should have taken lunch. Dang - they had a dozen people doing readings of some sort.
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