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Pretty disappointed in google/web MD, they owe me a pair of socks

Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:00 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11280 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:00 am
I was in a bind in the woods. A racoon I shot earlier in the day had bled all over my toilet paper. There was not anything on google concerning the dangers of coon blood on your balloon knot. I sacrificed a sock to avoid the potential of starting the next pandemic.

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(that's not used toilet paper, that's blood on the roll)

Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25445 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:16 am to
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:24 am to
Yup, as often as this happens, there ought to be at least some resources available.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9581 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 11:27 am to
Could have been me. I busted a coon early this morning.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21521 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 12:16 pm to
Using anything on your body that is soaked in blood is probably not the best idea. Put your tp in a ziploc or go to Costco and buy a bulk pack of socks
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48938 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 12:29 pm to
How is your TP not in a ziplock?!
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27926 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 12:37 pm to
You couldn't peel about half of the roll off?

What's the worse that could happen? You end up with a case of the coon arse.
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11280 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

You couldn't peel about half of the roll off?



it's soaked through to the cardboard baw
Posted by bobdylan
Cankton
Member since Aug 2018
1530 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:02 pm to
Subtle I killed a coon brag thread.
Posted by Huntinguy
Member since Mar 2011
1752 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 3:56 pm to
Wet wipes are where its at.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30390 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

I busted a coon early this morning.
Trying to trap one in town tonight. Put some tuna in the trap.
Posted by Ol boy
Member since Oct 2018
2930 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 7:03 pm to
So many questions.
I carry a few pieces of paper towel folded in my front pocket,,, you got a whole roll? Is it on a dispenser??
Where u carrying that roll that it can get the juice on it, in a vest game carrier?
What the hell you doing keeping a Coon baw? U making Coon skin caps??
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 7:06 pm
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19590 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 7:11 pm to
Yea, how did the coon blood get on the TP?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11280 posts
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:01 am to
quote:

carry a few pieces of paper towel folded in my front pocket,,, you got a whole roll?


I shite a lot. I had a whole roll in the pack I carry when I squirrel/hog hunt.

It was the last hunt of the year and I wasn't going home without meat. Having the coon for dinner tomorrow.
Posted by HeftyBear
CENLA
Member since Jul 2015
58 posts
Posted on 3/2/21 at 6:46 am to
quote:

You end up with a case of the coon arse.


The next pandemic right there.

Symptoms include:
Excessive use of flagging.
An irresistible urge to leave woods at 8:30.
An ability to cook any living thing in a roux and make it delicious.
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