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Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:05 pm to Shexter
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15-foot female crocodile
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she bit down on his arm, then latched onto his thigh and began thrashing him in a violent death roll, a gruesome move crocodiles use to dismember their prey.
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inside the enclosure for half an hour.
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received over 50 stitches.
WTF kinda pussy as croc was this
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:06 pm to Topwater Trout
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WTF kinda pussy as croc was this
One that wasn't very hungry.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:06 pm to OweO
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How TF do you mistake a real crocodile for a statue... At a zoo?
Everyone knows they keep the statues inside of fenced enclosures.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:10 pm to Shexter
quote:I once mistook a statue for a real Confederate General.
Zoo Tourist Mistakes Real Crocodile for a Statue
Fortunately they took him down before he could poison the general populace.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:14 pm to OweO
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How TF do you mistake a real crocodile for a statue... At a zoo?
Behind fences submerged in water no less.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:15 pm to castorinho
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You had the perfect title but you fricked it up
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:21 pm to Shexter
That idiot was really lucky that the croc was not hungry.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:28 pm to Shexter
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a fully grown 15-foot female crocodile named Lalay
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Lalay
Well that explains what that lady yelled 37 times during the video.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:42 pm to CocomoLSU
Yeah he is a total idiot...................but Keep on recording you dump fool with the phone.................dont put your phone down and get help..........keep recording.
Idiots and their phones.
Idiots and their phones.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:44 pm to OweO
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But if you are at a zoo and you are split between an animal being real or a statue.. Go with it being real..
"Sheesh they REALLY want to protect this statue"
- Guy climbing over fence to pet crocodile, probably
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:45 pm to LegendInMyMind
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One that wasn't very hungry.
obviously but still a 15 ft croc should have just killed him and stuffed him under a log to eat later
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:48 pm to Topwater Trout
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WTF kinda pussy as croc was this
Not hungry. To say that guy is lucky is a massive understatement.
He put himself into the mouth of a crocodile
This post was edited on 5/5/25 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:49 pm to auwaterfowler
Now that is a true FAFO moment right there.
Croc asidie...
Why would anyone want to climb into that green/brown shite filled water and expose their body to no telling what just to take a stupid picture.
Croc asidie...
Why would anyone want to climb into that green/brown shite filled water and expose their body to no telling what just to take a stupid picture.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:58 pm to Shexter
Posted on 5/5/25 at 4:33 pm to Shexter
Posted on 5/5/25 at 5:43 pm to Shexter
Lol at there being a 15 foot female crocodile. Fifteen feet is bigger than the average male saltie or Nile crocodile. That is maybe a 10 foot specimen. And it wasn’t a predatory attempt. Territorial.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 5:45 pm to Shexter
Think it’s time we started the conversation about crocodile equity.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 8:15 pm to Shexter
So he really needed a selfie?
Posted on 5/5/25 at 8:18 pm to Shexter
I nearly fell for the same trick at UL-L. No way they’d let live gators hang around on campus I thought.
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