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re: Zipper Merging will be the downfall of civilization

Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:33 pm to
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no idea about the gibberish you just posted. A lane ending merge does not have a right of way to cut off the driver in the continuous lane. simple google searches make it as clear as possible.
here you go dumb frick.

Comparative Negligence: In collision cases, liability is frequently divided if the through-traffic driver actively blocked the merge and the merging driver forced entry unsafely.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179889 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:34 pm to
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merging driver forced entry unsafely.


is the entire point of topic of discussion.

this driver has no right of way into the other lane in front of an already established car.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:37 pm to
Zipper mergers might have an argument in regular merge zones, like where a three lane interstate turns into two. Traffic keeps moving and everybody is reasonably happy.

What grinds my gears is construction zones where one lane ends and the other is moving slow. People zoom right up to the barricade then expect to jam themselves in when it's already bumper to bumper. frick that categorically.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:38 pm to
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merging driver forced entry unsafely.


So.... Traffic rape?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:41 pm to
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is the entire point of topic of discussion.

this driver has no right of way into the other lane in front of an already established car.
i belive you missed this part...
"through-traffic driver actively blocked"
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5110 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
4205 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:45 pm to
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What grinds my gears is construction zones where one lane ends and the other is moving slow. People zoom right up to the barricade then expect to jam themselves in when it's already bumper to bumper. frick that categorically.



Did anyone force you to fall into a single lane two miles before it merges into one?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179889 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:50 pm to
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"through-traffic driver actively blocked"


i can't actively block anything just by being in a lane i'm supposed to be in and have right of way of.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1898 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:53 pm to
I had some experience with this exact situation a couple of years ago. The zipper easily holds up in insurance practices and in court. Not even close. But some people want to tilt at windmills.

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Ignorant IQ Drivers assume its a free path to pass up the line of cars sitting there for 5 minutes waiting and have AUTOMATIC right of way in front of whomever they deem necessary when it is their lane coming to an end
You seem to not understand that the whole road can be efficiently used so that the wait is shorter for everyone. Pick either lane because they are now equal.

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Your lane came to an end thus the responsibility of merging AT YOUR RISK is on YOU.
Many people (including me) had this mental image of some proprietary right to the primary lane and that anyone trying to enter from the secondary was line cutting, but this is no longer true. The state has given clear guidance - including a video showing the proper proper use of the zipper. USDOT also endorses this practice so this primary lane model is no longer supported. Both lanes are now equal except that the former primary lane starts the zipper - nothing more.

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Zipper merging is a suggestion, not a law or a right of way IMO. IT IS A SUGGESTION YOU DUMB frick.
It is far more than a suggestion - it is now the state recommended safest method, so when you violate it, your action is deemed unsafe by your insurance company and in civil court. You will surely lose.

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Any ideas of how police would rule this if someone hits me in the side from getting over into my lane?
Yes. I have discussed this with many of them that I meet and the answer is pretty consistent. They routinely write the person who fails to zipper as Driver #1 - at fault.

Good luck winning after that designation on the accident report combined with the Louisiana DMV literature and on-line video officially designating the zipper as the safest method and most parishes adopting this practice in on-line resources, signage and written enforcement practice.

But give it a try by ramming someone who is zippering and report how it all goes for you. Your insurance company will settle with the other guy while jacking your rates and when you try to sue the other guy. You will lose.

I know, change is hard - adapt.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30732 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
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i can't actively block anything just by being in a lane i'm supposed to be in and have right of way of.




well just keep being an a-hole. that makes everything better. especially a dumb a-hole, or a dumbass.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36412 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:01 pm to
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shite works perfectly here. Seems the problem is with Americans who don't understand the concept of zipper merging.


Not understanding the concept isn't the issue.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179889 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:04 pm to
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well just keep being an a-hole. that makes everything better. especially a dumb a-hole, or a dumbass.


you're confused about who the a-hole is.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63086 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Zippers will be the downfall of civilization


Buttonflys are the only closure for mens trousers
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
40938 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:06 pm to
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Zipper merging is a suggestion, not a law or a right of way


Actually it's all 3. If I'm in a hurry, I go to the front and get in. If not, I get in line. Luckily though, since I've moved out a bit, I'm never in a hurry anymore.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30732 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:07 pm to
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you're confused about who the a-hole is.



I am not, b/c i'm not a dumbass and understand how two lanes should merge into 1.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179889 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:10 pm to
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I am not, b/c i'm not a dumbass and understand how two lanes should merge into 1.


completely missing the forest from the trees. would love to say i'm surprised but don't want to lie to you.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5968 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:12 pm to
I tried zipper merging into the self checkout line at costco this last Saturday.

The other patrons were not a fan.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22151 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:16 pm to
Where I get on the interstate, there is a 1 mile lane for the on ramping traffic.

I use all 1 mile. Even when the interstate lanes are backed up.

When people stop right at the on ramp and try to merge into traffic, I guess in effort to not skip people on the interstate, it backs the on ramp traffic back into the artery road and causes mayhem. It's infuriating.

We have all this space, use it.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22151 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:17 pm to
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One of the early things I noticed when moving to Germany. You are expected to go all the way to the end of lane then merge. shite works perfectly here. Seems the problem is with Americans who don't understand the concept of zipper merging.


Exactly.

America needs to implement extremely hard driving tests and skills tests. It should be hard to earn the right to drive a 4,000 lb death machine at 70 mph.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30732 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 4:17 pm to
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completely missing the forest from the trees



says the dumbass who thinks every single car should form a line 100 miles ahead of the merging point and never let anyone in b/c everyone else on the road is an a-hole.
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