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Zipper Merging will be the downfall of civilization

Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:11 pm
Ignorant IQ Drivers assume its a free path to pass up the line of cars sitting there for 5 minutes waiting and have AUTOMATIC right of way in front of whomever they deem necessary when it is their lane coming to an end. Your lane came to an end thus the responsibility of merging AT YOUR RISK is on YOU. Zipper merging is a suggestion, not a law or a right of way IMO. IT IS A SUGGESTION YOU DUMB frick.

Any ideas of how police would rule this if someone hits me in the side from getting over into my lane?
This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 2:14 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:13 pm to
When I see someone passing up cars and doing this I will let them in.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75927 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:14 pm to
the OT has a lot of angry drivers today.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11435 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:14 pm to
The government built the extra pavement for it not to be used? Stop being one of the idiots who tries to block both lanes and the merging would go much easier. Zipper Merging works if it wasn't for all the self entitled a-holes driving trucks with truck nuts.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179886 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:15 pm to
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the OT has a lot of angry drivers today.


please don't compare this valid thread to state minimum liability limit poster.
Posted by cgrand
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:15 pm to
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Any ideas of how police would rule this if someone hits me in the side from getting over into my lane?
if you are the kind of dumbass that willingly allows a collision that you could have easily avoided I don’t think worrying about the police report should be your first priority
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:15 pm to
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Any ideas of how police would rule this if someone hits me in the side from getting over into my lane?


They would tell you you’re in the wrong for not letting the zipper merge work as designed.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:15 pm to

Zipper merge threads are good for a minimum 3 pages.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
15099 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:16 pm to
The LDOT does not have law, but does recommend the zipper method when traffic is backed up.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179886 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:17 pm to
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The government built the extra pavement for it not to be used?


the built no extra pavement. It was always a lane ending and merge but then they throw up a zipper suggestion.

I'm not against the idea and use of the zipper but what zipper merging does not do is grant a RIGHT OF WAY for those who are ignorant and non courteous drivers. They literally think they can collide with you and be in the right cause of a zipper merge sign that they flew 40 mph up the lane at the last moment and cut you off.
Posted by JimTiger72
LA
Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:17 pm to


Beep beep
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79782 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:17 pm to
Zipper merge is like socialism. On paper it makes sense and could be a good thing for all involved.

In practice it involves humans who have no regard for everyone else.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179886 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:18 pm to
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hey would tell you you’re in the wrong for not letting the zipper merge work as designed.


sorry you have trouble following a thread buddy.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:18 pm to
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IT IS A SUGGESTION YOU DUMB frick.


Don’t be pissed at others for legally using an open lane and getting in front of you while you were too scared to do the same thing.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79782 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:18 pm to
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Beep beep


You have to get one jackass doing 3x the speed of traffic to whip around that ambulance and slow the left lane down trying to squeeze in.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179886 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:19 pm to
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Zipper merge is like socialism. On paper it makes sense and could be a good thing for all involved.

In practice it involves humans who have no regard for everyone else.


i was going to compare zipper merging to BLM. It seems like a good idea but in reality, it gives entitlement to a section of trash in society looking to hide behind excuses for their behavior.
Posted by JimTiger72
LA
Member since Jun 2023
19879 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:19 pm to
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Ignorant IQ Drivers assume its a free path to pass up the line of cars sitting there for 5 minutes waiting


You might be the dumbass if you sit there not moving while the other lane is
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179886 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:20 pm to
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for legally using an open lane


they are free to do.


quote:

getting in front of you


they would be in the wrong if they hit me since their lane is ending. you think they have a right of way. they do not. Hence the sole premise of the thread you are avoiding.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41374 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 2:21 pm to
One of the early things I noticed when moving to Germany. You are expected to go all the way to the end of lane then merge. shite works perfectly here. Seems the problem is with Americans who don't understand the concept of zipper merging.
This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 2:25 pm
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