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Zambian Chimps - sticking grass and sticks in their butts as a fashion trend

Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:55 pm
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The chimps, Brooker says, "have potentially copied it from a human who was walking by the enclosure, or one of the caregivers who was just going about their daily lives.".


Monkey see, monkey do





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Fifteen years after a female chimpanzee named Julie first stuck a blade of grass into her ear and started a hot new craze among her cohort at the Chimfunshi Wildlife Orphanage, an entirely new group of chimps at the refuge have started doing the same thing.
"We were even more shocked that they were doing their own spin on this by also inserting the grass and sticks in a different orifice
The chimps, he says, have been putting blades of grass and sticks into their ears and anuses, and simply letting them dangle there for no apparent reason.


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In this case, the team traced the "new quirk" to a male chimp named Juma, who seems to have originated the grass-in-butt variation.

From there, the study shows, it spread rapidly to most of his groupmates within a week.




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And as for Juma's grass-in-butt variation?

Teichroeb says it's possible they're doing it to make themselves more attractive to potential mates. Females, in particular, she noted, display a swelling on their rear ends to indicate when they're receptive to a little hanky panky.

"They spend a lot of time looking at each other's butts," she said. "So it's kind of not surprising maybe that they were innovating this way to sort of decorate their butts."


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Weird as this study was, Brooker says it's only the second most surprising behaviour he's observed in chimpanzees.

The most surprising, he says, was when he happened upon two male chimps engaging in "post-conflict fellatio."




https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/chimpanzee-grass-butt-1.7583207

ETA: There's a YouTube of the act, but I'm not posting due to NSFW. Just search for 'Chimpfluencers' wear grass in their ears and butts


This post was edited on 7/14/25 at 3:57 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85685 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:55 pm to
Seems pretty similar to wearing your pants down around your kneecaps.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:56 pm to
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potentially copied it from a human who was walking by the enclosure, or one of the caregivers who was just going about their daily lives.".



So the keepers were sticking grass in their arse?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 3:58 pm to
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Seems pretty similar to wearing your pants down around your kneecaps.


From prison to real life.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20834 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:00 pm to
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So the keepers were sticking grass in their arse?


It'd be funny if the zookeeper simply put a handful of grass in his back pocket and the chimps improvised.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10018 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:00 pm to
Come on Africa! Do better!
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51951 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:08 pm to
So how’s everyone’s golf game
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37085 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:08 pm to
Yet another dumb trend they picked up off of ChimpTok. SMH.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31599 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:09 pm to
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Seems pretty similar to wearing your pants down around your kneecaps.

Very true
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
8168 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:10 pm to
They been doing that in New Orleans forever.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3302 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:21 pm to
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ETA: There's a YouTube of the act, but I'm not posting due to NSFW.

It's an animal, lol.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10018 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:23 pm to
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ChimpTok


LMFAO!!!!
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23293 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:25 pm to
They like big butts and they cannot lie. All them chimps can't deny that when a chimpet walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in their face, they get sprung.

On a side note, I always found it interesting how much an older George Burns looked like a chimp. Even when I was a kid that's all I could see when he was on television.

This post was edited on 7/14/25 at 4:28 pm
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7031 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:26 pm to
Could get a lot of action on pride floats come next June.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73690 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:35 pm to
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"They spend a lot of time looking at each other's butts,"


Humans and apes more alike than we’re comfortable admitting.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20428 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:37 pm to
Hollywood freaks have been inserting and injecting things into their asses for a long time, the chimps are now catching up.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:39 pm to
Meh, let me know when they are advanced enough to twerk like the silverbacks.






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Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72505 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:49 pm to
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Females, in particular, she noted, display a swelling on their rear ends to indicate when they're receptive to a little hanky panky.

"They spend a lot of time looking at each other's butts," she said. "So it's kind of not surprising maybe that they were innovating this way to sort of decorate their butts."


Those BBLs tho.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3430 posts
Posted on 7/14/25 at 4:52 pm to
That was a big trend among one of the demographics in my high school. I wonder how it got from Africa to Arizona?
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