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re: You’ve been kidnapped by the cartel. Life or death you have to accomplish one sports task
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:34 pm to East Coast Band
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:34 pm to East Coast Band
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Just an FYI, kicking a FG is harder than you think
From the 10 yard line off a tee… very doable for most anyone with decent athleticism.
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Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:34 pm to BOSCEAUX
Probably #1. I'm old. Most of those challenges would have been easy 30 years ago. Could probably pick up a spare pretty easy.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:34 pm to BOSCEAUX
Most of those are easy
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:35 pm to East Coast Band
How you know what he is thinking gump?
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:35 pm to BOSCEAUX
I would tell the cartel politely to make the challenges harder.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:36 pm to BOSCEAUX
In order of most likely I could do to least likely:
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I'm terrible at bowling and tennis so they would definitely be the hardest for me.
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I'm terrible at bowling and tennis so they would definitely be the hardest for me.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:36 pm to BOSCEAUX
in order of likeliness:
Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.
Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph fastball from a machine (no bunt).
Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
2 that would kill me:
Get a spare in bowling.
Make a free throw. (i am not bad at free throws, but i'm about 50% when jacking around. not great odds.)
Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.
Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph fastball from a machine (no bunt).
Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
2 that would kill me:
Get a spare in bowling.
Make a free throw. (i am not bad at free throws, but i'm about 50% when jacking around. not great odds.)
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:36 pm to BOSCEAUX
quote:
6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
Two chances to throw a ball 5 yards?
I'll take it.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:36 pm to BOSCEAUX
If you can’t get number 3, you probably shouldn’t live.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:37 pm to BOSCEAUX
Field goal
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:38 pm to BOSCEAUX
2, 1, 6, 8, 5, 7, 3, 4
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:38 pm to BOSCEAUX
20 yard field goal off a tee easily
This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:39 pm to CatsGoneWild
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would live doing a bunch of those
That’s the point. None of these are that difficult until you factor in the life or death outcome. This isn’t for money this is for survival. Gripping a bat or club when your palms are sweating like whores in church adds to the difficulty.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:39 pm to BOSCEAUX
Probably the field goal for me
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:39 pm to BOSCEAUX
quote:On grass or carpet? If grass, has it been mown recently? Is it Tif Bermuda or Bentgrass? Is water nearby? Is the wind blowing with the grain or against grain? Is the ball rolling with the grain or against the grain?
1. Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
These are all important considerations for a putt.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:40 pm to BOSCEAUX
The putt would be the easiest for me
But it’s a fun thought
But it’s a fun thought
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:40 pm to Clyde Tipton
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6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing. Why would you get 2 chances at arguably the simplest task and only one chance at everything else? Bogus hypothetical.
Because it’s something the vast majority of people have never even tried.
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:41 pm to BOSCEAUX
I’d just kneel
That’s like all sports is now anyway. Can’t believe y’all still watch
That’s like all sports is now anyway. Can’t believe y’all still watch
Posted on 2/6/23 at 4:42 pm to BOSCEAUX
quote:
The cartel has a very impressive sports complex on the grounds.
They also decide a person's fate in very odd ways.
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