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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..

Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:43 am
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:43 am
What ratio of you being required to plow OT1s vs OT10s would make you say: frick this, let the species die out!




This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
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frick this, let the species die out!


Just weight until starvation kicks.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17142 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
I already save the planet by only plowing OT10's
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
Why would you even want to repopulate the world with Option1 if we were all about to go extinct? That'd be doing a major disservice to the future of humanity.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23494 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
It is likely that fatties will slowly become non-existent under that scenario. No factories ginning out Ho-Ho's.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
There's nobody left to judge. Plow them all.
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
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Just weight until starvation kicks.


The fat fricks would survive much longer.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:46 am to
Why can't I reject 1's?

It's my body!

#nomeansno
#metoo
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9928 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:47 am to
Quickly do #1, immediately followed by #2.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20119 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:48 am to
Serious answer? I'd probably frick them all to propagate the species.

OT non-serious answer: I'd still probably frick them all. There'd be no other dudes around to rag on me.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21921 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:48 am to
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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..


First I'd exile all the fatties out of my armageddon society because they aren't fit enough to be productive hunters/gatherers and would consume a bigger share of our resources. Then only OT 7's and up would be left to repopulate with.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58901 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am to
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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..


How would I have enough time or energy to actually have sex with Big girl?

I would think feeding her would be a full time job in and of itself.


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35404 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am to
It would be a perfect opportunity for me to cull the herd
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to
I don't want OT 1's on this planet. No reason to impregnate.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11235 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to
How does someone that size deliver a baby?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:53 am to
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There's nobody left to judge. Plow them all.


This is the correct answer. shite.. I already adhere to this theory. Judge me all you want.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27445 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:53 am to
I'd only frick the smart ones without health issues.

250lbs and under
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:54 am to
So which is a 1 and which is a 10 from those pictures?
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5647 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:01 am to
Obviously food is not scarce in this scenario.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37126 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:01 am to
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The fat fricks would survive much longer.


Exactly. If only one man left, we will run out of food. The skinny people will die first
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