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Your wierdest "First Trip To Bourbon St" story.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 9:51 am
Posted on 12/17/18 at 9:51 am
Went to N.O. for the first time with a couple of friends to watch Ruston HS play in the Dome for a State Championship. . 1990ish. We were 18-19yo.
Went to Bourbon St for the first time ever after the game. We get called into a place with the promise of naked girl wrestling. (does anyone else remember this place?) We paid (5 or 7 bucks) and went in. Sure enough, there was an official ring with two ladies(?) wrestling. Naked as a jay bird. These two women were the scankyest things you have ever seen. But, us being young, we sat and watched a while. But it didnt take long until we were grossed out enough to leave. So we then hit the usual places. Pat O's, where my friend asked a beautiful older woman if she was "married to her husband". Then went to Tropical Isle and got us a hand grenade and sang American Pie. We were amazed at the little cubby holes that sold beer right on the street. (do they still have these?) We can also say that we officially shut down BS. We were the only people on BS as we walked (stumbled) back toward our hotel which was in walking distance back toward the Dome. (I have still never been able to find that place again)
Good times.
Went to Bourbon St for the first time ever after the game. We get called into a place with the promise of naked girl wrestling. (does anyone else remember this place?) We paid (5 or 7 bucks) and went in. Sure enough, there was an official ring with two ladies(?) wrestling. Naked as a jay bird. These two women were the scankyest things you have ever seen. But, us being young, we sat and watched a while. But it didnt take long until we were grossed out enough to leave. So we then hit the usual places. Pat O's, where my friend asked a beautiful older woman if she was "married to her husband". Then went to Tropical Isle and got us a hand grenade and sang American Pie. We were amazed at the little cubby holes that sold beer right on the street. (do they still have these?) We can also say that we officially shut down BS. We were the only people on BS as we walked (stumbled) back toward our hotel which was in walking distance back toward the Dome. (I have still never been able to find that place again)
Good times.
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 9:58 am to Badman
Not exactly bourbon but close. I took my now wife to New Orleans for her first time after we had been dating for a few months. We got down there fairly late at night and wanted something quick to eat so we went to acme. As we were in line outside a guy ran out of the penthouse club with 2 drinks, chugged both of them then promptly puked his guts out in the middle of whatever street that is.
Almost immediately after a guy in a thong on a bike rode by and started screaming now it’s a party.
We had been in town roughly 20 minutes at that point.
Almost immediately after a guy in a thong on a bike rode by and started screaming now it’s a party.
We had been in town roughly 20 minutes at that point.
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 9:59 am
Posted on 12/17/18 at 9:58 am to Badman
quote:
We were the only people on BS as we walked (stumbled) back toward our hotel which was in walking distance back toward the Dome. (I have still never been able to find that place again)
It could have been you.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 9:59 am to Badman
I don't remember my first time. 
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:02 am to rowbear1922
It wasn't a first time trip but definitely memorable. We decided to go on a Haunted History walking tour. While passing by the cathedral, there were a couple guys 69ing out in public on one of the benches. Someone that was part of the tour yelled out "Now there's a fricking apparition!"
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:13 am to Badman
I'm old enough to think that picture on the marquee of Chris Owens Club was a realistic picture of how she looked back then.
My dad use to drive down Bourbon St. whenever he was in that part of town. I remember sitting in the back seat checking out all the pictures of the women featured in the clubs and how the barkers would be outside the door trying to get customers inside. If those women are still alive, they'd all be in their upper 70's to early 80's by now.
My dad use to drive down Bourbon St. whenever he was in that part of town. I remember sitting in the back seat checking out all the pictures of the women featured in the clubs and how the barkers would be outside the door trying to get customers inside. If those women are still alive, they'd all be in their upper 70's to early 80's by now.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:20 am to Badman
I bet I can tell you where you got dem shoes.
Eta - I don't remember my first time partying down there. Could have been the mix of OCs, alcohol and weed that made me forget.
Eta - I don't remember my first time partying down there. Could have been the mix of OCs, alcohol and weed that made me forget.
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 10:24 am
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:22 am to Badman
Fifth grade field trip to NO, had extra time after we visited zoo and some museum...they brought us to the qtr...friend bet me that I would not run in a strip club, he lost, I ran in and immediately got yelled at to get out...first real tits that were not my moms I ever saw
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:27 am to hubreb
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:27 am to hubreb
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Fifth grade field trip to NO, had extra time after we visited zoo and some museum.
What kind of retard teacher takes a 5th grade class to Bourbon St
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:28 am to Badman
I pulled the "I know where you got dem shoes" con on some random tourist and it actually worked.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:31 am to Tyga Woods
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What kind of retard teacher takes a 5th grade class to Bourbon St
I think it was 1984, went to Shenandoah
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:33 am to Tyga Woods
Yea, I can understand field trips to New Orleans, but to bourbon st., that sounds like a horrible idea, especially for 5th graders.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:33 am to Badman
Back in the early 90's I was in the Quarter on a Saturday before Mardi Gras and some dude was walking down the middle of the street wearing nothing but work boots and a smile.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:34 am to Badman
We went to one of those State Championship games as Jr's and went and got smashed, came back and put Porky's on the TV in our room.
We didn't know it was a pay per view and fell asleep, it played over and over all night and my old man got a bill for $175.00 when we checked out
He was mad as hell and we had to listen to him bitching all the way home hungover.
We didn't know it was a pay per view and fell asleep, it played over and over all night and my old man got a bill for $175.00 when we checked out
He was mad as hell and we had to listen to him bitching all the way home hungover.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:34 am to Badman
Took acid and went to the Ripleys Believe It Or Not museum. I think we were 15. Not my first trip to Bourbon St but probably the weirdest.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:35 am to Badman
First time I ever went was my freshmen year of college my girlfriend (who was from NOLA) at the time was showing me around as I was from out of state. We got there super late at night from Baton Rouge probably parking after midnight. We were trying to find Bourbon Street and some homeless girl (who was our age and actually really pretty but had clearly made some terrible choices) asked us if we had any money for her to get a hot dog. We said no and then she asked us if we wanted to go get a hot dog with her. Again we said no. She was also clearly very high.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:35 am to Tyga Woods
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What kind of retard teacher takes a 5th grade class to Bourbon St
Have you ever tried to deal with 30 little f***ers? I'd want a drink after that too
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:38 am to Badman
Not my first trip as I am a native New Orleanian, but while in HS we were out on Bourbon and this extremely trashy dude with neck tats is hammered out of his mind, he stumbles into a guy and girl and the guy just turns around and decks him, knocks him out cold.
Guy goes face down in the middle of the street into a huge pile of trampled horse shite. He's out cold for awhile and people are just walking around him.
When he finally comes to he starts doing snow angels in the horseshite.
Good times.
Guy goes face down in the middle of the street into a huge pile of trampled horse shite. He's out cold for awhile and people are just walking around him.
When he finally comes to he starts doing snow angels in the horseshite.
Good times.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:41 am to Badman
First Trip To Bourbon St 1988: "Holy shite, I'm drunk....!"
First Trip To Bourbon St 2018: "Holy shite! I just got stabbed....!"
First Trip To Bourbon St 2018: "Holy shite! I just got stabbed....!"
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