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re: Your wierdest "First Trip To Bourbon St" story.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:42 am to Badman
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:42 am to Badman
Went down for Mardi Gras my freshman year of college. Stayed at this hotel right off bourbon in the fq. We all had fake ids and could get some of the drinks from more lenient places but couldn’t get in everywhere. Hence we would make drinks in the hotel and take them out on the street.
Anyway, one night I am wandering the hotel for a ice machine and come across what had to be a hooker in town for the festivities. 19 year old cup was much thinner in the face and better looking. She invites me back to her room. I’m drunk and figure why not, so I follow. In her room are two other hookers. They had to have been Brazilian or some kinda shite, they spoke some language I couldn’t recognize. Hooker #1 proceeds to take my pants off, slides a condom on me and starts sucking me off. Hookers #2&3 started kissing on me, putting their tits in my face. It was pretty neat. But alas all good things must cum to an end. Then they laughed at me and I’m still not sure if I left the room in shame or with my head held high? Anyway, support your fellow male sexual assault victims and remember that HSV doesn’t go away
Anyway, one night I am wandering the hotel for a ice machine and come across what had to be a hooker in town for the festivities. 19 year old cup was much thinner in the face and better looking. She invites me back to her room. I’m drunk and figure why not, so I follow. In her room are two other hookers. They had to have been Brazilian or some kinda shite, they spoke some language I couldn’t recognize. Hooker #1 proceeds to take my pants off, slides a condom on me and starts sucking me off. Hookers #2&3 started kissing on me, putting their tits in my face. It was pretty neat. But alas all good things must cum to an end. Then they laughed at me and I’m still not sure if I left the room in shame or with my head held high? Anyway, support your fellow male sexual assault victims and remember that HSV doesn’t go away
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Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:44 am to Winston Cup
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Went down for Mardi Gras my freshman year of college. Stayed at this hotel right off bourbon in the fq. We all had fake ids and could get some of the drinks from more lenient places but couldn’t get in everywhere. Hence we would make drinks in the hotel and take them out on the street.
Anyway, one night I am wandering the hotel for a ice machine and come across what had to be a hooker in town for the festivities. 19 year old cup was much thinner in the face and better looking. She invites me back to her room. I’m drunk and figure why not, so I follow. In her room are two other hookers. They had to have been Brazilian or some kinda shite, they spoke some language I couldn’t recognize. Hooker #1 proceeds to take my pants off, slides a condom on me and starts sucking me off. Hookers #2&3 started kissing on me, putting their tits in my face. It was pretty neat. But alas all good things must cum to an end. Then they laughed at me and I’m still not sure if I left the room in shame or with my head held high? Anyway, support your fellow male sexual assault victims and remember that HSV doesn’t go away
Suprise twist: All 3 were dudes.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:44 am to Badman
1995 was in tech school at Keesler AFB in Biloxi. I hadn't been there long when a friend there, who was from LA, asked if I wanted to ride to NOLA one night and check it out. We went, had my first legal beers at a bar, hung out for a bit and headed back to base.
Two days later I got summoned by an OSI agent (Office of Special Investigations). Get to their office and I'm shitting my pants wondering wtf I did. They ask me about ole boy and if I ever rode around with him. At this point I'm convinced I'm about to get busted for underage drinking (I didn't know AF followed local law). I told them I did. Asked if we did any drugs or if I had any involvement with drugs. Negative.
Turns out dude had a stash of a bunch of acid under his ashtray in his car that they found. I assume he was dealing and that's how they got to search his car. Never saw the kid again. NOLA was cool though
Two days later I got summoned by an OSI agent (Office of Special Investigations). Get to their office and I'm shitting my pants wondering wtf I did. They ask me about ole boy and if I ever rode around with him. At this point I'm convinced I'm about to get busted for underage drinking (I didn't know AF followed local law). I told them I did. Asked if we did any drugs or if I had any involvement with drugs. Negative.
Turns out dude had a stash of a bunch of acid under his ashtray in his car that they found. I assume he was dealing and that's how they got to search his car. Never saw the kid again. NOLA was cool though
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:45 am to Badman
Wouldn't we all only have one "first trip to bourbon Street" story, regardless of weirdness?
My brother took me there when I was 15, the night of Bachhus. He used to go and record debauchery to make a poor man's "Girls Gone Wild" video compilation to sell. That night, you could only move in the direction the crowd moved. Jammed pack. At one point, we came across a group that was in a circle in the middle of the street. We got there and in the middle two chicks were basically naked and one was going down on the other. He told me to get in there and photobomb the sex act so he could take my pic. I stick my hand forward to try and pry through the crowd, and I pushed through as someone moved and my hand kind of fell forward and I ended up grabbing a handful of wet bushy puss.
My brother took me there when I was 15, the night of Bachhus. He used to go and record debauchery to make a poor man's "Girls Gone Wild" video compilation to sell. That night, you could only move in the direction the crowd moved. Jammed pack. At one point, we came across a group that was in a circle in the middle of the street. We got there and in the middle two chicks were basically naked and one was going down on the other. He told me to get in there and photobomb the sex act so he could take my pic. I stick my hand forward to try and pry through the crowd, and I pushed through as someone moved and my hand kind of fell forward and I ended up grabbing a handful of wet bushy puss.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:46 am to Fun Bunch
Not my first trip, but my fiance at the time, now wife’s, first trip. We went down for a weekend get away. First evening we were there and we decided to walk down to the French quarter and get something to eat and just look around. She wanted to see bourbon street. When we turned on bourbon the first thing we see are two guys holding hands in Speedo’s and Dr. Suess hats. Being from very conservative, small town you could imagine the look on our faces. We continued our stroll through the French quarter and seen more interesting sights. We eat and go back to the hotel and learn that it is southern decadence weekend. A memory we will never forget.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:50 am to Badman
6 years old, Mardi Gras, mid-60s. Walked with parents past the Cat’s Meow, looked in the window, saw a woman on stage spinning tassels. Wondered why.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 10:58 am to cypresstiger
What Ahole is down voting peoples first time on Bourbon St experiences?
This post was edited on 12/17/18 at 10:59 am
Posted on 12/17/18 at 11:00 am to Fun Bunch
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When he finally comes to he starts doing snow angels in the horseshite
Posted on 12/17/18 at 11:05 am to rowbear1922
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Suprise twist: All 3 were dudes.
its possible they had some kind of operation
Posted on 12/17/18 at 11:45 am to saint tiger225
Our 5th grade class had a field trip to the Quarter. Did the Cabildo and Presbytyre, then had free time from lunch until the buses came back... probably about 2.5 hrs. We definitely went to Bourbon St unsupervised
Also bought knives and throwing stars at the French Market. Ah, the early 90's... What a time to be a kid
Also bought knives and throwing stars at the French Market. Ah, the early 90's... What a time to be a kid
Posted on 12/17/18 at 11:51 am to Badman
One of my first weekends at LSU as a freshman a friend of mine from back home comes in for the LSU game and we head down to New Orleans the next day. As we are walking down Bourbon, we notice that there are an unusually large number of guys around. As we get further down Bourbon their clothes are getting more risque and/or non-existent. Turns out it was Southern Decadence. Witnessed a guy motorboat another guy who was old enough to be his father. So that's how I met Owlie for the first time.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 11:54 am to Badman
College road trip, drunk off my arse and badly needing to take a leak. I stumbled down an alley. Parked at the end was a Lincoln Town Car. I carefully pissed on each door handle. If Vito and the boys had seen me I would be sleeping with the fishes.
Posted on 12/17/18 at 12:16 pm to Badman
July 2013. I got separated from my friends and had no cell service. I got cornered by 3 trannies who then started to feel me up. I finally saw an opening and made a run for it dodging under their arms.
Found my friends again, but was then approached by a man who said he was a cop and they were watching that group of "women." He said they would've raped and robbed me.
I dont know if he was actually a cop or really part of their crew trying to get me to avoid going to real police.
Found my friends again, but was then approached by a man who said he was a cop and they were watching that group of "women." He said they would've raped and robbed me.
I dont know if he was actually a cop or really part of their crew trying to get me to avoid going to real police.
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