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Your momma so fat jokes let me hear'em

Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:45 am
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:45 am
Lay'em down like your fat arse mom does.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123906 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:46 am to
Your mother is so fat...


She's at serious risk for diabetes and congestive heart failure.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10593 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:47 am to
Yo momma is so fat, when she takes a step back you hear "beep, beep, beep".
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4478 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:48 am to
Yo mommas so fat her blood type is gravy.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14231 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:48 am to
Your momma's so fat, even I wouldn't bang her.

I lie. I already banged that fat sack of crap.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10951 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:48 am to
Ya mama so fat Joeysworldtour told her to mix in a salad once in a while.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29615 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:49 am to
Your mama so fat all her boyfriends are either black or Mexican.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:49 am to
Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for 10 lbs of crack.
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:49 am to
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul arse
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8958 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:49 am to
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This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 1:50 pm
Posted by LSUChamps03
Member since Feb 2006
2142 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:49 am to
YMSF...

she irons her pants on the driveway.
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5277 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:49 am to
....her blood type is Ragu
Posted by IIxxBREADxxII
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9733 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:50 am to
Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:51 am to
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70083 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:51 am to
...she jumped in the air, and got stuck

eta: damn, too late
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 11:52 am
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:51 am to
She uses a VCR for a beeper

She wakes up in stages
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:51 am to
Your momma is so fat, she got into a bathtub with a teaspoon of water and it overflowed...
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:52 am to
Your mother is so fat, in school she sat next to everybody in class.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10593 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:53 am to
she can't wear a shirt with an "H" on it because helicopters keep trying to land on her.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7441 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 11:53 am to
Yo momma so fat
when she went to Biloxi the Coast Guard rushed to put her back in the GUlf.
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