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re: Your boy's penises aren't small. They're just obese.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:59 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 8/29/16 at 3:59 pm to arseinclarse
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He said that with 10- to 11-year-old boys, “a common thing is, my son’s penis is too short.”
What in the actual frick?!?
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:00 pm to arseinclarse
Oh mine adhered to Buck's fascia just fine.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:00 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
What in the actual frick?!?
I guess it's payback for parents getting boob jobs for their daughter's 15-16th birthdays
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:00 pm to arseinclarse
quote:if I had a dime....
I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly,”
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:01 pm to arseinclarse
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“hidden penis”
Sounds terrible.
Welcome back, baw.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:02 pm to Darth_Vader
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What in the actual frick?!?
Yeah, can't figure that one out myself.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:02 pm to stout
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it wasn't me before the witty jokes start.
Duh, everyone knows you don't have a dick
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:03 pm to Spaulding Smails
so stout is a nickname like when a skinny guy is called fat?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:08 pm to arseinclarse
This is very true.
I went from 208 to 178. I'm only 5'9, but am muscular. After dropping that weight, not only was it absurdly easy to get laid. But I got more big dick compliments than in my entire life. And not from girlfriends, but one night stands. And length wise, I think I'm about average. But at the time, even I noticed it seemed bigger.
If your single and overweight. Lose the gut, and you'll gain 1-2" in length. And there's no better ego stroke than seeing a chicks eyes get huge when you pull out out.
I went from 208 to 178. I'm only 5'9, but am muscular. After dropping that weight, not only was it absurdly easy to get laid. But I got more big dick compliments than in my entire life. And not from girlfriends, but one night stands. And length wise, I think I'm about average. But at the time, even I noticed it seemed bigger.
If your single and overweight. Lose the gut, and you'll gain 1-2" in length. And there's no better ego stroke than seeing a chicks eyes get huge when you pull out out.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:09 pm to arseinclarse
So all I have to do is get liposuction on my fat pad and I'll gain 2-3 inches? I'm in.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:11 pm to arseinclarse
Arse is back 
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:16 pm to CCTider
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I went from 208 to 178. I'm only 5'9, but am muscular. After dropping that weight, not only was it absurdly easy to get laid. But I got more big dick compliments than in my entire life. And not from girlfriends, but one night stands. And length wise, I think I'm about average. But at the time, even I noticed it seemed bigger.
If your single and overweight. Lose the gut, and you'll gain 1-2" in length. And there's no better ego stroke than seeing a chicks eyes get huge when you pull out out.
copied and pasted from a schlong enlargement/weight training supplement ad
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:18 pm to northLAgoomba
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So all I have to do is get liposuction on my fat pad and I'll gain 2-3 inches? I'm in.
COMPLETELY untapped market. If this is medically feasible, can you imagine the profits? I would set up an outpatient clinic in Vegas. $$$$
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:28 pm to jbgleason
I lose 2" when i bang a fattie
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:31 pm to arseinclarse
what the hell?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:32 pm to arseinclarse
So arse starts a thread and we get no more posts.
Chicken you know what to do
Chicken you know what to do
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:33 pm to stout
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It wasn't me before the witty jokes start.
Suuuuuuurrrreeee
What about the non-witty ones?
Stout, stout,
Has a tiny sprout,
Looks so small that it don't stick out,
Never make a lady scream and shout,
Stout, stout and his tiny sprout.
I like the ring of that. Kids could jump rope to it.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:34 pm to arseinclarse
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He said that with 10- to 11-year-old boys, “a common thing is, my son’s penis is too short.”
How does a parent even know what their 10 to 11 year old sons penises look like?
Pretty sure my parents no longer saw me naked by that age.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:36 pm to fr33manator
"Stout, stout,"
she whispers from her mout,
"why are you gyrating about,
feels like an undersized white trout",
Stout, stout and his tiny sprout.
she whispers from her mout,
"why are you gyrating about,
feels like an undersized white trout",
Stout, stout and his tiny sprout.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:44 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Is it just me, but WTF? Why a dude would be googling that shite up?
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