re: Your best/worst roommate story

My brother caught his roommate recording him and his girlfriend having sex. Creepy arse dude put a small hidden camera in a pile of dirty clothes in the corner. He found it when he was looking for a shirt he believed his roommate had stolen.

I roomed with a creepy arse frick for one semester. He had a two bedroom house and I needed a place for my last semester of school.

He was the worlds biggest slob, the place was DISGUSTING. Food everywhere, dishes piled high in the sink, roaches like herds of bison in the old west. I moved in to the bedroom, cleaned it from top to bottom, and lined the walls with roach tabs and spray. The only time I spent there was to sleep.

The bathroom shared a wall with my room and whenever my girlfriend spent the night and we started having relations he'd go in the bathroom and stay there. He wouldn't leave until we were "finished". Once we figured out what he was doing I had a hard time getting GF in the mood. She was just too creeped out. I can't blame her, but hey, I was in college and a man has needs

One morning I poured a bowl of raisin bran that I had bought and as I was pouring the milk the raisins started crawling around! fricking roaches had burrowed through the plastic bag.

That was the worst semester of my life. As soon as I finished my last final I got in my truck, which was already packed, and hauled arse. Never did pay him the last month's rent. He called me once and asked for it and I told him that was his fee for beating his meat to me and my GF. He stuttered, and hung up.

I never heard back from him.


frick that guy.

I once lived in a 3 br/2 bath apartment. One of my roommates discovered early on that his key enabled him to lock the bathroom closest to his BR. So, from then on out, he claimed it as "his" and would lock it whenever he wasn't there. This was especially a problem on gamedays. Both myself and the other roommate each had SO's, and friends, which meant that there was generally no fewer than 4 (and often times as many as 8) people stuck using one bathroom while the roommate locked "his" and left to get plastered drunk beyond memory before stumbling back at 4:00 am.

When I asked him about it after the first time he did this, he said he was afraid people would mess with his "stuff". I asked him, "what stuff? Your pictures, towels, soap dispenser, what?" He was worried that someone would use his toothbrush. WTF!!!!??? Who does that? Who would even think that?

It remained locked every gameday for the rest of the season, but my SO figured out how to pick the lock McGuiver style so everyone could use it and then lock it back before he got home.

Homeboy probably had s peep hole watching you and your girl have sex.

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Did you ever confront him before calling the cops?

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Admittedly no. I was young at that time but that probably would've been the better option. The dude was absolutely huge and I didn't want to go blaming him though. I was just hoping the cops would write an "incident report" of missing items so I had reasonable cause to move out and be done with it though.

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If they aren't from Africa just call them black.

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figured it was politically correct.

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my phone actually scrolled 3 times on cock's post

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This just sounds dirty....

Does this have the trillhog story?

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Had a roommate while we lived in a house...dude was a hermit. Four people total, but he never came out of his room. He would even stay in there during parties.

One time he was out of town and we had a party. A friend of mine went into his room to slam a slump buster. At some point it became a MMF threesome.

Anywho, the big girl couldn't find her panties. She lifted the mattress and saw several bottles full of piss and empty boxes of Cane's. Dude must have had serious issues to piss in bottles instead of using a toilet down the hall.

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Where was this? Any chance Baton Rouge? I know someone with a similar story about finding piss in a hermits room. No idea the details but how weird. Any chance his name started with an M?

They were best and worse but the prank shite really got old after a while. Here's a few:

shite cups and piss cups. shite cup hidden somewhere in your room. Takes a while to find it too. A/C vent was common spot. Piss cups leaned against your closed door. Hated that the most.

Then the bathroom. Ketchup packets under the toilet seat. When you sat it'd squirt all over your legs and pants. They'd also smear hot sauce all over the toilet seat and I guess when it dried you really couldn't see it before you sat down. Well after a few minutes your arse cheeks would be on fire and I didn't find out how they did it for months.

Freshman year in college I brought a girl back to the dorm and she slept in our room. We had sex while my roommate was out and fell asleep before he got back. Our clothes were laying on the ground by my bed, and the girl woke up to find my roommate jerking off while wearing her panties on his head in the middle of the night. Changed rooms the next week.