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re: Your best/worst roommate story
Posted on 10/12/15 at 2:19 am to rebeloke
Posted on 10/12/15 at 2:19 am to rebeloke
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One of three roomates - we'll call him Chris - who never got laid obviously has female company when the rest of us get home around 2:30.
Out of courtesy, we sneak around in the apartment until we hear the girl say real loud "No, Chris, I don't want to watch you jerk off!" at which point we all absolutely fricking lost it.
Close second
Same apartment, different roommate - we'll call him Tim - returns home shitfaced drunk after bars close and decides to take a bath and of course passes out in the tub.
I get up for work the next morning and find him still sleeping in a tub of ice cold water with three big turds floating around by his neck.
Best
One of three roomates - we'll call him Chris - who never got laid obviously has female company when the rest of us get home around 2:30.
Out of courtesy, we sneak around in the apartment until we hear the girl say real loud "No, Chris, I don't want to watch you jerk off!" at which point we all absolutely fricking lost it.
Close second
Same apartment, different roommate - we'll call him Tim - returns home shitfaced drunk after bars close and decides to take a bath and of course passes out in the tub.
I get up for work the next morning and find him still sleeping in a tub of ice cold water with three big turds floating around by his neck.
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Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:23 pm to reverendotis
Drunk as shite?
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:54 pm to reverendotis
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sleeping in a tub of ice cold water with three big turds floating around by his neck.
Damn, that would've been a real shitty way to drown.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:57 pm to reverendotis
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with three big turds floating around by his neck.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:02 pm to Carson123987
I legit laughed at the floating turd bath story
Posted on 10/13/15 at 10:01 am to Teddy Ruxpin
This thread is great.
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