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You have to give a speech to your former lovers: what would you talk about?

Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:29 am
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:29 am
Scenario:

You're throwing a banquet to everyone you've slept with and/or had a relationship with. The only people who are attending are you, the people you were with in the past and the catering staff. You have to give a 1 hour speech to these people you have history with. The speech could be about anything.

What would you talk about?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:29 am to
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What would you talk about?


Pokemon Go
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179864 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:29 am to
i'd take a nap cause i'd be all alone in the room.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:30 am to
thanks for the snatch
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:31 am to
Campaign finance reform and how every Adam Sandler movie after Billy Madison sucked balls.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89803 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:32 am to
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thanks for the mammaries
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:32 am to
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You have to give a 1 hour speech


I wouldn't be able to last an hour
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19806 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:32 am to
About how that one fricking chick wouldn't give me the anal.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16020 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:32 am to
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You have to give a 1 hour speech to these people you have history with


Well that would be 58 minutes longer than I ever held their attention for before.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:33 am to
My face is like at the thought of this.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:33 am to
I'd talk about how I gave all of them AIDS
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 9:35 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:34 am to
Do they get to talk as well? If so, I'm not going, that could get ugly!!!
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20958 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:35 am to
I cummed on your face, your face, your face...

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:37 am to
First, I'd welcome them to the Superdome for my unprecedented speech.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:37 am to
"If we had a son..."
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:38 am to
My speech would go like this- "where is everyone?"
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45513 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:43 am to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:43 am to
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You're throwing a banquet to everyone you've slept with and/or had a relationship with

In Alabama they call this a family reunion
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:45 am to
Remember that thing I do with my tongue?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45513 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:45 am to
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In Alabama they call this a family reunion


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