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Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:47 am to trom83
Regret is a natural response to embarrassment.
Walk off stage
Walk off stage
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:49 am to trom83
Well I'd literally be talking to the hand.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:59 am to trom83
My wife and I talk about various topics every day at supper time and usually the last hour before bedtime.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:07 am to trom83
I'd tell them it's time to start the festivities, remove clothing, except for the one or two faddies who will need to remove themselves.
ASIDE: Mrs. Fut once went to a High School class reunion organizing meeting with five other women. She realized that they all had tracks on them from my D in common.
ASIDE: Mrs. Fut once went to a High School class reunion organizing meeting with five other women. She realized that they all had tracks on them from my D in common.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:10 am to soccerfüt
Lies...any room filled with you last would be a sausage party
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:10 am to trom83
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:16 am to trom83
"You're all here because to this day you've never met anyone who can make you come like I did."
And
"I'm truly sorry for how I treated all of you. I'm not saying you treated me all that well, just that I wish I would have treated you all better."
And
"I only love two people in this room. Truly."
I'd then drop the mic and walk out with my wife. Who I would tell I meant her and myself.
But the reality is I hate myself for how I used to act.
And
"I'm truly sorry for how I treated all of you. I'm not saying you treated me all that well, just that I wish I would have treated you all better."
And
"I only love two people in this room. Truly."
I'd then drop the mic and walk out with my wife. Who I would tell I meant her and myself.
But the reality is I hate myself for how I used to act.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:18 am to OWLFAN86
quote:Projecting again there hombre?
Lies...any room filled with you last would be a sausage party
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:23 am to soccerfüt
I would just make sure they realize how lucky they were.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:26 am to trom83
I hope that the place has a good PA system so they could all hear my speech.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:35 am to trom83
" I want each and every one of you to know how much I appreciated you sitting on my face . It was always about the special connection we all shared at some point during our time on this earth and how and our individual and unique journeys through life happened to cross at a time that destiny had pre-determined. Grinding on my face should always be a reminder of the pleasures that we, as a species, are afforded in this life. With all of the grinding on my face that collectively occurred by the women in this room, I am fortunate to still have a face. But I want you all to know that I enjoyed every hour that each of you spent pleasuring yourself while perched there. And also, thank you for the endless BJs. Some of you really came a long way in that skill and mastered the techniques that were personally suited to my desires. To this day, I consider none of you to be whores or sluts. Rather, I consider you friends who made me cum. And I will never forget that. For those of you who I might have emotionally scarred with my crude and filthy talk during sexual acts, I am truly sorry. It was not my intention. It is wonderful to see you all again and my face is always here for you to sit on and my cock is always ready to be sucked by any of you who ever need it."
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:39 am to trom83
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:40 am to trom83
In what parallel universe would this ever happen? This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:47 am to UGATiger26
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UGATiger26
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I wouldn't be able to last an hour
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Black n Gold
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Well that would be 58 minutes longer than I ever held their attention for before.
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:52 am to trom83
It would be one hour of me saying "who farted" then grilling everyone trying to prove one of them did it. If you put me in an awkward situation, I'm going to push the limits and see what happens.
That's the internet me. The real me spends the whole time seeing if one of them is desperate enough to give it another go (this includes my wife).
That's the internet me. The real me spends the whole time seeing if one of them is desperate enough to give it another go (this includes my wife).
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:07 am to trom83
I would do what a lot of Senators have done on the floor during filibusters.
Read the phonebook or something. None of my exes could give a damn about me and I'll be damned if I give a damn about them.
Read the phonebook or something. None of my exes could give a damn about me and I'll be damned if I give a damn about them.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:09 am to trom83
The good times. Mention each by name. I'm assuming by lovers you mean those who merited more than a one night fling.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:17 am to soccerfüt
I would thank each one for something.
I would ask a few forgiveness for what I have to ask forgiveness for.
I speak this now to them all wherever they are.
For those for whom thanks is due.
Thank you, thank you.
For those from whom forgiveness is asked. Please forgive me.
to those for whom it is true now and forever: I love you.
I would ask a few forgiveness for what I have to ask forgiveness for.
I speak this now to them all wherever they are.
For those for whom thanks is due.
Thank you, thank you.
For those from whom forgiveness is asked. Please forgive me.
to those for whom it is true now and forever: I love you.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:56 am to trom83
Make it an awards banquet. Rank em and give out golden plan B to the winners of various categories
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