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re: You ever have a really stressful week at work and think "Maybe prison wouldn't be so bad"?
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:22 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:22 pm to OysterPoBoy
Prison? As in PMITAP? Nah, I will stick with the hamster wheel.
Collecting a check, fishing off a bridge, paying for to-go crawfish via EBT, and procreating like a rabbit on TRT? I’m listening…
Collecting a check, fishing off a bridge, paying for to-go crawfish via EBT, and procreating like a rabbit on TRT? I’m listening…
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:25 pm to OysterPoBoy
I do sometimes wonder if it's all worth it at about this point in the two week period. But then I get paid and I go...yep it is
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:01 pm to Chicken
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depends...would I get arse-raped in prison?
Posted on 3/24/25 at 6:02 pm to OysterPoBoy
Maybe a club fed prison with a tennis court.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 6:13 pm to LSU Coyote
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Fckk no
Jail/prison sucks.
All your autonomy is taken away and you are striped of your identity.
Plus the food is shtt.
Edt: have you ever been to jail for an extended stay? It is a vacuum of nothingness.
This sounds a lot like offshore oil and gas.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 6:13 pm to OysterPoBoy
Prison I'm the US sucks. I could deal in some Euro prisons. But id rather be homeless and in a box than in prison. Freedom is worth a lot.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:05 pm to OysterPoBoy
More often than I'd like to admit.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:16 pm to OysterPoBoy
You might be right if we in California and they took me seriously that I identify as a woman and let me go to a woman’s prison. I could probably deal.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:56 pm to Townedrunkard
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You might be right if we in California and they took me seriously that I identify as a woman and let me go to a woman’s prison. I could probably deal.
My former manager was a prison guard in both.
You want the men’s prison
Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
Let's all point and laugh at the guy who's never been to prison
Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:32 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You ever have a really stressful week at work and think "Maybe prison wouldn't be so bad"?
The only people who would think that either have a mental condition or have never been locked up.
One of the most interesting things I discovered is how people are like hungry dogs in lock up. Not having access to food whenever you want really alters a person quickly.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:53 pm to OysterPoBoy
Yes
Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:53 pm to Sam Quint
Semper Fi !
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:26 pm to Meatball
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Are you talking about a minimum security “country club” type prison?
More like federal “pound me in the arse” prison.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:34 pm to possumlover
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:41 pm to No Colors
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And they're probably right
We are.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:44 pm to OysterPoBoy
We talking federal minimum security camp with weekend furloughs?
I've considered it.
Or regular prison? Because if you think work is more stressful, I've got news for you.
I've considered it.
Or regular prison? Because if you think work is more stressful, I've got news for you.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:49 pm to OysterPoBoy
Honestly, if it weren’t for the rape, I feel like I would rather enjoy prison. No expectations, no chores, no bills, just reading, writing, and exercise.
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:56 pm to OysterPoBoy
I stood tall in the parish it really ain’t shite if you can scrap
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
Some enterprising person should open a resort called Prison Time where it's a minimum security prison setting where you get to just sleep, play cards, watch some TV, exercise, read a book, make new friends, all decisions are made for you by the warden so you don't have to think, and rent it out for a week at a time. It would be a wonderful escape.
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