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You can wipe your arse with paper towels.

Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
4448 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:39 pm
Just a little water on them...warm preferably...does the trick. Also Kleenex...for an extra kick of fresh feelings get the Vicks Kleenex.


Update: Yes flushing is a no-no. 55 gallon trash bags can hold the shite out of some shite stained paper towels.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:40 pm to
Just don't flush em
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:40 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 1:18 am
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
24899 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:40 pm to
Can’t flush paper towels
Posted by OSoBad
Member since Nov 2016
2007 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:41 pm to
Paper towels will get expensive quick! Just not worth the raw arse.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19839 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:41 pm to
shite will clog your toilet.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:41 pm to
I cut up old shirts that don’t fit anymore and put them in a ziplock and use those when I’m out camping. That’s what I’ll use if I need to

Just bury them somewhere
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:41 pm to
I dont know what the fuss is all about. Get some dude wipes and actually clean your a-hole.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:41 pm to
Also Clorox wipes.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:42 pm to
Just shite in the yard and hose your a-hole with the hose if it comes to it
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:43 pm to
I've been to 2 Publix in the last 48 hours and there is plenty of TP. Are places really selling out?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79868 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:43 pm to
Y'all overthink everything.

Order a case of baby wipes off Amazon tonight.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9866 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

I cut up old shirts that don’t fit anymore and put them in a ziplock and use those when I’m out camping. That’s what I’ll use if I need to

Just bury them somewhere


No need to bury, just throw them suckers in the washing machine after a few wipes. Never have to buy TP again.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26234 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:57 pm to
Family cloth
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25351 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:12 pm to
Just get in the fricking shower for a second
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

Just get in the fricking shower for a second


Yep... you practically have a bidet right next to your toilet
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20780 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:16 pm to
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3483 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:21 pm to
I'm just going outside and using the hose......in my front yard.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76189 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

I cut up old prostitutes that don’t arouse me anymore and put them in a ziplock and use those when I’m out camping. That’s what I’ll use if I need to

Just bury them somewhere
FIFY
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 10:25 pm
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12179 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:26 pm to
How did we ever survive before toilet paper?
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