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re: You can wipe your arse with paper towels.

Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:27 pm to
Corn cobs and old newspapers

This could mean a resurgence of printed news
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 10:28 pm
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12278 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:30 pm to
The next run on the market with be Boudreaux's butt paste. Start the panic.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5500 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:44 pm to
Dryer sheets or coffee filters have gotten me out of a few binds.

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39261 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:54 pm to
Hose your arse off in the yard
Posted by tkeefer
TX
Member since Apr 2004
1121 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:11 pm to
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Also Clorox wipes.


This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 11:12 pm
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2141 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:16 pm to
Take a health dose of Metamucil every morning and you don’t even have to wipe - all that fiber blows the log clean out.
Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
891 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Dryer sheets


This was me as recently as last week. I was also in a bind.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20257 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:24 pm to
Just set your hose up like a bidet.

Douche your butt hole and use a paper towel to dry off. It wouldn’t be a big deal
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9593 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:45 pm to
You can get a bidet attachment off Amazon for 50.00.
Posted by azcatiger
somewhere
Member since Mar 2011
5405 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 11:50 pm to
Just went to our big grocery store Fry’s. Not one roll of toilet paper in the store.
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