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re: You baws surviving the Miller Lite shortage?

Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:43 am to
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18094 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:43 am to
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Alcohol is poison anyway

I agree...
quote:

ban it.

Do you even 21st amendment?
Posted by Dennis Celery
Member since Apr 2021
708 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:45 am to
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How many white trash weddings will be postponed due to the drought?


If drinking a goddamn delicious Miller Lite makes one white trash, then consider me Joe Dirt.

As an esteemed member of the media once said about canned beer “how can they make something so good, and put it in a can?”
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90635 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:46 am to
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Godawful piss water

He said Miller Lite, not Coors


still piss water
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54053 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:46 am to
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Neither of those weddings were white trash though, so you may be on to something.


Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58395 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:56 am to
Didn’t take long for the beer snob to show up.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34865 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:59 am to
The high life supply is still strong

Who drinks that poO miller lite?
This post was edited on 4/22/21 at 9:00 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166619 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:00 am to
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Godawful piss water


found the guy who drinks twisted tea.
Posted by CypressTrout10
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3022 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:04 am to
I bought 2 cases right when I heard about it.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119051 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:04 am to
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Made with HF corn syrup.


All beer, wine and spirits are made from fructose as a starter ingredient. Glucose and fructose are your primary fermentable sugars. After fermentation beer shouldn't contain any fructose. To make lite beer they uses a different type of yeast that not only eats fructose and glucose but also dextrins to remove more carbs.

However the health issue with beer is ethanol. Ethanol and fructose are processed by the liver through the same pathway. 90% of ethanol and fructose are converted to fat in the liver. Glucose is healthier but you won't like it because it's not as sweet as fructose. Glucose is sold as dextrose in the grocery store.

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164364 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:07 am to
Too many people weren’t respecting the high life so brotha took em away (RIP)

Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35188 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:07 am to
The only beer that matters.

Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10310 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:09 am to
Miller is the new Dogecoin
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11131 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:12 am to
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If drinking a goddamn delicious Miller Lite makes one white trash, then consider me Joe Dirt.



Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55062 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:15 am to
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All beer, wine and spirits are made from fructose as a starter ingredient.

But not all beers use corn or rice as an ingredient, thankfully.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:16 am to
Why the frick are 10oz cans so hard to find???????
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119051 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:17 am to
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But not all beers use corn or rice as an ingredient, thankfully.


Right.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20036 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:17 am to
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Based on the two weddings I went to last year, White Claws are the preferred wedding beverage these days.

Neither of those weddings were white trash though, so you may be on to something.


They were serving drinks in cans at a wedding. That’s white trash
Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
1661 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:17 am to
Can’t say I disagree but it’s better than bud light or coors light.
This post was edited on 4/22/21 at 9:44 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166619 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:18 am to
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The only beer that matters.


coors light is a beer for chicks and high school kids.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19447 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 9:20 am to
If I wanted to drink piss I'd jar my used Bud light
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