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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/24/22 at 11:59 am to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43192 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 11:59 am to
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No one wants you here anyway, you Gump bastard! I heard you put a turkey baster up your Alabama bunghole!

I’m not bashing the thread, just remarking about the pace we’re on. I love the thread. It’s one of my favorite threads every year.
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
2964 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:00 pm to
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I haven't kept up this year. Any arrests yet?




You should go start from page 1.
There is some pretty entertaining shite in here, and you will be lost if you try to pick it up from here.
I promise it's worth your time.
Posted by LPLGTiger
Member since May 2013
1623 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:03 pm to
Heading up to my dad’s house. He just told me my stepmom’s sister will be there. My dad is a vet and the guy who shares every Trump related thing on Facebook. Stepmom’s sister is a liberal who dressed up as a pussy to fight for womens rights. I’ll keep y’all posted.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58567 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:04 pm to
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In between the toes and al
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4673 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:04 pm to
Page 1-13, Must Read
Page 14-18, Mostly just retards arguing online
Page 19 - Now, Thread is rolling again
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58567 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Fresh fried fish at 1:00 PM



Nothing wrong with that at all.
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
1030 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:11 pm to
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gonna have to figure out how to extract it. Working on that now.


This could get interdasting.
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
2964 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:16 pm to
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cliffnotes for the past 14 pages?




Don't be lazy. Do your own homework.

You will get much more enjoyment out of it anyway.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24202 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:17 pm to
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I’m picturing the clarinetist as looking like the “I like the Tin Man” kid.




Take the goggles on the bomber hat (he actually has one) and it's not THAT far off. (And he's my kid... LOL)
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18819 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:19 pm to
My 7 year old son hating on the parade with me this year while my wife and 5 yo girl were into it.
I died laughing when he broke out with “Chase eats his boogers” to my girl who is huge into paw patrol.

Just us 4 this year as usual. The Turkey is smoking and sides are made. About to break out the bourbon. We’ll have dessert with our neighbors which is something we do every year.
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2634 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:19 pm to
Pros so far: no woke/feminist in-laws coming this year

Cons: kids were gone last night. Wife got too drunk for sects
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24202 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:22 pm to
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Problem solved.


Necessity is the mother of invention!

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It’s been a shite show but we have been laughing all the way through it.


As I've gotten older I've found this to be true. Everyone gets stressed out around the holidays trying to make things "perfect" for everyone and it never happens. Something always goes wrong. And that's the stuff we remember. As time gets farther from the event, most of it just becomes a funny story....

Bird is off the smoker and in a cooler resting. We eat at friends in about 90 mins... Cheers everyone!
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2144 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:25 pm to
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Girlfriend just got out of the shower and I went down on her


Arby's for Thanksgiving!
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10727 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:31 pm to
Some old lady just showed up at my door 45 mins before anyone is supposed to. I thought she was lost and confused, (wrong address?) but it turns out my crazy MIL decided to invite her without telling us.

She walked in talking about the Walmart shooting in VA and asking for a cup of decaf coffee. Now she’s talking about how to get a free 72 ounce steak at the Big Texan in Amarillo
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:33 pm to
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gross. that baster had already been USED by the time biohazard stuffed it up his meat doughnut?!


Exactly. Lots of people using turkey basters inappropriately today!
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10934 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:34 pm to
Mark the time:



It has begun
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:36 pm to
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I’ve read your post. You sound like a nasty SOB. Someone is going to put some realityupyourarse.


I’m not. I just seem that way to certain types of personalities.
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19237 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:38 pm to
I give exactly 0 fricks and I'm only 30. God help everyone when I'm 50

When plans abruptly changed, my immediate idea was to go to the Chinese restaurant. Everyone laughed and I'm stuck doing turkey
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:39 pm to
I’m heading out directly to do thanksgiving with family and friends from Cameroon after they lost their World Cup match this morning on an own goal. High likelihood I get myself booted from the festivities.

This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:41 pm to
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I appreciate the support…done giving that yahoo the attention he so desperately craves…


All about you. We are all just planets orbiting around you.
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