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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4143 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:42 pm to
Raise your hand if your so/gf calls you at 11:30 this morning and asks you to make the salad dressing..after asking her every day since Sunday if she needs me to bring or do anything for Thanksgiving. Every day since Sunday it's "no just bring your beer/scotch that's all. My sisters and I are cooking everything"

So of course I'm getting ready to watch the first FB game and relax until dinner later this afternoon. I check the cabinet and I don't have enough olive oil and balsamic vinegar for 20 people. I check and HEB closes at noon-haul arse out of the house to a packed grocery store with all the other last minute idiots like me in there.

No peace for the weary this morning.

The upside will be a combo American/Vietnamese Thanksgiving dinner with turkey, chicken feet and many indescribable dishes. Plus listening to my so's BIL talk about his job at the illegal gambling joint that absolutely does not allow Mexicans and "n..g..rs" in it. Plus lots of smoking and Heinekens for Viet men..
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 1:03 pm
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
9345 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:45 pm to
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bleeng
Thoughts & Prayers baw

Edit: All the food is cooking, some folks making coffee, and I’m about to make some tequila sunrises for other folks. Good times being had so far, no bull shite on the horizon I predict.
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 12:46 pm
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:46 pm to
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Just found out the GF of my BIL got T-boned last night and totaled her car. She is OK…BIL’s dog nipped his nose this morning when they were wrestling and they are going to Urgent Care because of it. If I were them, I wouldn’t leave the house today.


Well you almost got away without making a narcissistic post but then you blew it on the last sentence. Just couldn’t resist and “I” sentence huh?
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6605 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:47 pm to
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overworked/underappreciated teacher


Not really a thing.
Posted by CottonWasKing
4,8,15,16,23,42
Member since Jun 2011
28877 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:50 pm to
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I should have fried the Turkey this year. Getting up at 4:30 to smoke it sucks. I’m doing the ham also this year so I figured I would just smoke both of them.



Did an early thanksgiving at my brothers house last weekend. So today it’s just the wife and kid.

2 year old has a cold and has been in the bath for over an hour now. She is unreceptive to any requests to get out.

I’ve been up since 4 am slow cooking a deer shoulder roast. And I’ve been drinking for 2 and half hours now.

I’m not bitching I love these days but I do wish I was running off of more than about 4 hours of sleep.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
25683 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:53 pm to
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make the salad dressing.


Equal parts ketchup and miracle whip with a bit of sweet relish. "It's 1000 Island baby. I made it with love."

She'll never ask you to make it again....
Posted by TigerSaints318
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2009
1800 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:55 pm to
I came down with the flu, so not only do I not have to go anywhere today, I’m sitting alone upstairs watching football while my wife watches the kids.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
134823 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:57 pm to
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I’m sitting alone upstairs watching football while my wife watches the kids.

Sounds like an amazing time
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
25683 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 12:58 pm to
And for those wanting to troll dinner guests here's the pic....


Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
133676 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:04 pm to
I’m a turkey fryin sumbitch.

Guess what temp I’m frying at?
Posted by CottonWasKing
4,8,15,16,23,42
Member since Jun 2011
28877 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:04 pm to
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I’m sitting alone upstairs watching football while my wife watches the kids.



Living. The. Dream.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22915 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:04 pm to
Is that a cat? Bunch of sickos this year, putting turkey basters up their buttholes and cooking cats!
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3950 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:10 pm to
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Well you almost got away without making a narcissistic post but then you blew it on the last sentence. Just couldn’t resist and “I” sentence huh?


I suggest you review the definition of a narcissist…
and after you have someone help you with the big words and definitions,(if such a person exists), you can give it a rest because no one wants to hear from you.
Posted by tigerbacon
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2010
3826 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:12 pm to
Family in town this year. Wife took over cooking years ago from my mom. So wife’s cooking and everyone else is watching football like every year
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6644 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:16 pm to
We’re going to my wife’s friends house for thanksgiving. Gonna be half Russian, half Ukrainian and then the Americans that married into it and have no clue what anyone is saying.

The other guy and I prepped 4 gallons of bourbon apple ciders last night to really get things going
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
44641 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:17 pm to
Anyone just go through the uncomfortable experience of watching that halftime show during the Bills/Lions game with family? I avoided that luckily.
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
9345 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:23 pm to
What was the halftime show?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
25683 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:23 pm to
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Is that a cat?

Can't you tell, it's just chicken. Why would you say that?



Posted by BallHawg10
On the Flagship - Fayetteville
Member since Mar 2011
4228 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:28 pm to
I’m freaking starving and the food is finally done so you know what that means?

Picture time, my MIL says.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6644 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 1:30 pm to
Nope, we’re at my in-laws prepping for dinner and my FIL and BIL are arguing about Crypto. Wife and MIL are making pies and I just went for a run to get out of the house
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