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re: Yalls wives go back to normal after pregnancy?

Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:32 pm to
If you call “not puking every 30 minutes for 7 months” back to normal, then yes.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76485 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:34 pm to
Scruffy’s wife did.

Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
23858 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:46 pm to
My wife weighs less than prior to the baby. I think she’s like 125 idk. I think she’s hotter than ever. Plus she’s the mother of my boy and nothing tops that beauty.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175841 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:49 pm to
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my friends wives were all decent till babies and now they look like narwhals that nag more than ever before.


No way you have friends
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
2946 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:49 pm to
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My wife and friends’ wives are still cool after multiple childbirths

Sorry your friends suck
Yep. My wife is still a smoke show after 3 kids.

The greatest thing that has ever existed is pregnant vagina. It's like you popped it in a 350 degree oven for 45 minutes submerged in a butter bath. It cannot be replicated.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29440 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:51 pm to
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With a couple courtesy stitches it will.


Why do people not just prep the area for the last few months?

Wife saw a thing where african tribeswomen sit on gourdes, as a result don't tear. Doc okayed some play time.

Not only does it work, but things go back to actual normal after the brief pause.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29440 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:54 pm to
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The greatest thing that has ever existed is pregnant vagina. It's like you popped it in a 350 degree oven for 45 minutes submerged in a butter bath. It cannot be replicated.


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:56 pm to
Physically, pretty close. Mentally, nope.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71940 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:04 pm to
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Breastfeeding is a cheat code for women to lose weight after giving birth. It burns an extra 400+ calories a day. My wife was back to her pre-pregnancy weight in 2-3 months with all 3 of our kids.


^this. And let’s be honest, the milk’s pretty damn good.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:10 pm to
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The greatest thing that has ever existed is pregnant vagina. It's like you popped it in a 350 degree oven for 45 minutes submerged in a butter bath. It cannot be replicated.


This guy fricks
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25867 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:11 pm to
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Nothing went back to normal after pregnancy. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.



Subtle "I like whales" brag
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2214 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:12 pm to
It’s not only their looks that change, but their personalities. They have a kid now; biological goal = done with plans that don’t have to include you anymore.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21866 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:28 pm to
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And let’s be honest, the milk’s pretty damn good.


It tastes like the milk left over from a bowl of sweet breakfast cereal. It's incredible.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21580 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:49 pm to
A relative of mine had 2 sons and she was back in shape 5-6 weeks. She likes to stay slim.
Posted by xBirdx
Member since Sep 2018
2262 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:50 pm to
lol good luck
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12221 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 8:03 pm to
Mine went back to pretty close to how she looked pre pregnancy.

Sexually…. It’s not as frequent, but the actual performance improved. It’s like she said alright, this dude was in the room and didn’t freak out when they sliced me open and pulled our kid out and he still loves me. I’ll throw it back a little harder for him.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51826 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 8:21 pm to
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Kids are a cheat code for white women to stop putting out. That's not a problem with Latinas.

Not mine. After four kids she was still game every day. Not quite that anymore, but that’s due to age.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5431 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:24 pm to
My wife has had 3 kids and at 39, I think she’s more attractive now than when I met her at 24.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13429 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:32 pm to
fareplay... boo, boo, and boo.

Ruston Trombone
the gambler
GRTiger
BigDropper
LSUCajun77
go_tigres

Y'all rock.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2931 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:46 pm to
Just lol.
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