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re: X is dunking pretty hard on this dude for cutting his hair and shaving his beard

Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:18 am to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:18 am to
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My wife hates when I shave my beard. Always says it makes me look like a baby.


No one wants to see your triple chin, not even your wife
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
86070 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:20 am to
You should resolve to be kinder in 2026, Mingo
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
16687 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:21 am to
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Personally i can grow a full beard in less than a week, but i just like to rock stubble for a few days, then I’ll shave twice a week .. for no other reason than it’s the easiest routine ive found .


Dude...you sound bad arse
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:22 am to
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You should resolve to be kinder in 2026, Mingo


You should resolve to be skinnier
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76540 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:22 am to
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And yes, I channeling my inner Mingo with that one...)


You should consider an exorcism...
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1247 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:23 am to
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I shaved my beard after like 15+ years (it wasn't unruly or long) last year and it was pretty traumatic

I've had a beard for 15 years. I'm not as fat as I was then, but I still can't shave. The absolute baby face that is under this beard will be shocking.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62468 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:24 am to
“When I seen this”. That guy must post on TD.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24823 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:24 am to
Good. Hopefully wake up call for fat boy to lose some weight
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9677 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:25 am to
Holy hell, no more pussy for that guy. He went from Harley's to Hogies
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85392 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:26 am to
Fat guys should absolutely all have beards.

Obviously it doesn't hide your fatness, but at least you look cooler.

I have to keep my beard now that I'm bald, otherwise I would just look like a thumb.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9677 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:27 am to
Give that guy some sunglasses and a Bulls cap and make him say "Da Bears"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88781 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:27 am to
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I would just look like a thumb.


a fat thumb
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:27 am to
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I have to keep my beard now that I'm bald


Sorry to hear this brother
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9787 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:30 am to
Beards are clearly there to hide dudes double chins and or lack of chins.

They are makeup for men.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5054 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:31 am to
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This is why I been clean shaven last 5 years. For one I dont want to look like everyone else





To me, the guys with beards - esp the ones with long beards, and the ones who are bald with beards- they all seem to be virtue signaling.. as if to say “If you look like this, you must be ONE OF US !!”…. And also weirdly signaling about how politics is their whole identity… Seems incredibly ‘cringe af’ as the kids like to say .
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88781 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:31 am to
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Beards are clearly there to hide dudes double chins and or lack of chins.

They are makeup for men.




my friend would like a word with you
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:33 am to
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To me, the guys with beards - esp the ones with long beards, and the ones who are bald with beards- they all seem to be virtue signaling.. as if to say “If you look like this, you must be ONE OF US !!”…. And also weirdly signaling about how politics is their whole identity… Seems incredibly ‘cringe af’ as the kids like to say .


This post helps me understand why you’re into lady boys
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15706 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:34 am to
this is why you shouldn't be fat

gives a really poor first impression to any disciplined person you run into.


ETA: I usually have a short, well maintained beard because I look 16 without one.
This post was edited on 12/18/25 at 9:41 am
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85392 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:37 am to
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a fat thumb


5'6" 258

not fat, just stout
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88781 posts
Posted on 12/18/25 at 9:38 am to
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not fat, just stout
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