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WWYD- My situation early at gym

Posted on 11/15/19 at 12:59 pm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35085 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 12:59 pm
I was at the gym earlier(nb4 humble brag), and was using a leg press machine. I made chili last night and let’s just say I released a Hiroshima type bomb during my set.

I swear the smell was so bad I thought I was going to pass out. They might have to change the seat.

As soon as I’m done with the set, I grab my phone and then out of nowhere a female trainer came over with her female client and asked if they could work in.

I was frozen in horror and just said “sure”. I had 2 more sets to go but just grabbed my towel and water bottle and left that side of the gym.

WWYD if you had been asked that in my situation? Can I go back to that gym?
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32635 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:00 pm to
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WWYD if you had been asked that in my situation?
quote:

female trainer
PIIHB
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 1:01 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64679 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:00 pm to
Whatever you do make sure to wash your hands.
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5984 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:04 pm to
blame it on someone else
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:06 pm to
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Jennings, LA

You´re damned it you do, damned if you don´t. Proceed like a stanky animal baw.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9588 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

WWYD if you had been asked that in my situation? Can I go back to that gym?


everybody farts at the gym from time to time.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34329 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:09 pm to
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I was frozen in horror and just said “sure”. I had 2 more sets to go but just grabbed my towel and water bottle and left that side of the gym.



That's all you can really do. Either that or stay and own it like a man.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

WWYD if you had been asked that in my situation?
stall as long as you can. Can't take more than 5 to 8 seconds for smell to dissipate.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23233 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:16 pm to
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I grab my phone

quote:

female trainer

And yet no pics?
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20273 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:23 pm to
No pics of the trainer
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:27 pm to
Should've asked if one of them farted
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:28 pm to
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I grab my phone and then out of nowhere a female trainer came over with her female client and asked if they could work in.


"sorry, i have 2 more quick sets and also i just made a disgustingly smelly fart so ya'll might want to escape this area quick"
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2823 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:29 pm to
You own it. Look the trainer in the eye and admit you let one go. She’ll appreciate the kind & straightforward manner in which you conducted yourself.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:30 pm to
“Yeah you can use it. It smells like shite over here anyway”
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36754 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:32 pm to
Proceed as if nothing happened, farting at the gym happens frequently but you should have checked your drawers immediately after cleaning up the equipment.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66994 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:35 pm to
Don't most gyms have a smell to them already?
Wouldn't worry about it
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:35 pm to
You should have asked, "who farted?"
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48123 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:35 pm to
Solid fake story
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:36 pm to
You didn't even rack your weights?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15613 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 1:37 pm to
Be honest, did you shite your pants?
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