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re: WWYD - Female Passenger Strips and Defecates on Her Seat on Southwest Flight to Chicago
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:23 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:23 pm to 777Tiger
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These frickers are everywhere.
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CrappyPants
I'll say!
I may crap my shorts every now and then but I don't take my shorts off before doing it, and I clean up my arse afterwards and no one expects a thing. Except my wife, who tells me she is tired of my skid marks.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:24 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Wrong flight
That's a different flight from a month ago out of Houston
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:32 pm to Shexter
Doesn't matter. The ones who get naked are never the ones you want to see naked.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:33 pm to Shexter
Without a pic, let me guess:
The usual suspect Boo Boo................
The usual suspect Boo Boo................
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:45 pm to Shexter
Obligatory “what a shitty situation.”
ETA: shocked it took me on page 5 to nail this.
ETA: shocked it took me on page 5 to nail this.
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:46 pm to Shexter
Obviously this 100% depends on how hot she is.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:47 pm to 777Tiger
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a passenger on the flight took off her clothes and defecated on her seat,
So she cant be a whale if she was able to do this, thats good.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:48 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Is that Simone Biles?
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:49 pm to jizzle6609
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So she cant be a whale if she was able to do this, thats good.
ever the optimist
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:51 pm to JackieTreehorn
Who would just let her shite next to them is the question? Kick her into the row.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:54 pm to Pax Regis
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Obligatory “what a shitty situation.”
we on the OT never resort to taking the low hanging fruit to repeat stale puns, jokes, or cliches, pretty sure that's somewhere in the OT code of conduct manual, page 350 if memory serves
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:59 pm to 777Tiger
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we on the OT never resort to taking the low hanging fruit to repeat stale puns, jokes, or cliches, pretty sure that's somewhere in the OT code of conduct manual, page 350 if memory serves
I love it.
I love it because the obligatory is such a frick you to the guy thats about to click into this thread and use that line but be serious about it.
This prevents and educates those on the terminology that should never be used without "obligatory" in front of it hahahahah.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:01 pm to jizzle6609
quote:100%
Who would just let her shite next to them is the question? Kick her into the row.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:09 pm to 777Tiger
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the first class shitter
If we make that plural, that would be another great band name.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:19 pm to PerplenGold
Excuse me stewardess, there is corn in my seat. ?? ??
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:30 pm to N2cars
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Started carrying wipes in my bag years ago, sticky trays, nasty seatbelts...
Yea when we started traveling with a toddler we’d bring Clorox wipes and do a quick wipe down of the tray, seatbelt, etc.
It’s a habit that has stuck with me. Will still grab a pair when traveling. Those seats are gross. Though not as gross as my toddler discovering loose trail mix between the seats of an airport shuttle bus.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 2:08 pm to Shexter
Things that happen when you just want to do an Alabama Hot Pocket but no one on your flight will use the buddy system.
Posted on 4/29/25 at 2:09 pm to jizzle6609
quote:I never tried to move a human mid-shite, but there ain’t enough Lysol in the world if I caught some stray shite on my leg or arm
Who would just let her shite next to them is the question? Kick her into the row.
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