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re: WWYD - Female Passenger Strips and Defecates on Her Seat on Southwest Flight to Chicago

Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1117 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:23 pm to
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These frickers are everywhere.


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CrappyPants


I'll say!


I may crap my shorts every now and then but I don't take my shorts off before doing it, and I clean up my arse afterwards and no one expects a thing. Except my wife, who tells me she is tired of my skid marks.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20822 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:24 pm to

Wrong flight





That's a different flight from a month ago out of Houston



This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 12:27 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56267 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:32 pm to
Doesn't matter. The ones who get naked are never the ones you want to see naked.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20049 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:33 pm to
Without a pic, let me guess:

The usual suspect Boo Boo................
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15278 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:45 pm to
Obligatory “what a shitty situation.”

ETA: shocked it took me on page 5 to nail this.
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 12:52 pm
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:46 pm to
Obviously this 100% depends on how hot she is.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:47 pm to
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a passenger on the flight took off her clothes and defecated on her seat,





So she cant be a whale if she was able to do this, thats good.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:48 pm to
Is that Simone Biles?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:49 pm to
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So she cant be a whale if she was able to do this, thats good.


ever the optimist
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:51 pm to
Who would just let her shite next to them is the question? Kick her into the row.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:54 pm to
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Obligatory “what a shitty situation.”



we on the OT never resort to taking the low hanging fruit to repeat stale puns, jokes, or cliches, pretty sure that's somewhere in the OT code of conduct manual, page 350 if memory serves
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:59 pm to
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we on the OT never resort to taking the low hanging fruit to repeat stale puns, jokes, or cliches, pretty sure that's somewhere in the OT code of conduct manual, page 350 if memory serves


I love it.

I love it because the obligatory is such a frick you to the guy thats about to click into this thread and use that line but be serious about it.

This prevents and educates those on the terminology that should never be used without "obligatory" in front of it hahahahah.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56267 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:01 pm to
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Who would just let her shite next to them is the question? Kick her into the row.
100%
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95664 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:09 pm to
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the first class shitter


If we make that plural, that would be another great band name.
Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
2277 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:10 pm to
Didnpoonuffin
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
1138 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:19 pm to
Excuse me stewardess, there is corn in my seat. ?? ??
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:23 pm to




Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5910 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:30 pm to
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Started carrying wipes in my bag years ago, sticky trays, nasty seatbelts...


Yea when we started traveling with a toddler we’d bring Clorox wipes and do a quick wipe down of the tray, seatbelt, etc.

It’s a habit that has stuck with me. Will still grab a pair when traveling. Those seats are gross. Though not as gross as my toddler discovering loose trail mix between the seats of an airport shuttle bus.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 2:08 pm to
Things that happen when you just want to do an Alabama Hot Pocket but no one on your flight will use the buddy system.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
2495 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 2:09 pm to
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Who would just let her shite next to them is the question? Kick her into the row.
I never tried to move a human mid-shite, but there ain’t enough Lysol in the world if I caught some stray shite on my leg or arm
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