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re: WWYD - Female Passenger Strips and Defecates on Her Seat on Southwest Flight to Chicago

Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Mlear
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2023
206 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:37 am to
nah that chair will be removed. it's not hard to do.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7015 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:37 am to
That's called the mile high stinky steamer. Not my fetish but there's someone for everyone I suppose.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:38 am to
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nah that chair will be removed. it's not hard to do.


just a cushion velcroed to an aluminum pan

instead of a flotation device that seat will now be known as a "floater" device
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 10:40 am
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74873 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:41 am to
she’ll get a slap on the wrist and some free flights from SouthWest after claiming mental illness.
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2151 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:41 am to
Was on a flight with a handicapped guy one time and his colostomy bag started leaking. No solids coming out just the odor. The whole plane smelled like shite. Based on that experience I can only imagine how bad that entire plane smelled.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40883 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:42 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:42 am to
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Was on a flight with a handicapped guy one time and his colostomy bag started leaking. No solids coming out just the odor.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3296 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:44 am to
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Pic of girl?

Once the defecation commences, appearance means nothing.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3296 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:45 am to
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she’ll get a slap on the wrist and some free flights from SouthWest after claiming mental illness.


One of the few instances where I'd believe it.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115467 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:48 am to
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Shocker


May have been what set these events in motion
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84749 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:50 am to
If she’s hot then it’s not gross

What I’m thinking. Hot chicks don’t poo. At most they tinkle.
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 10:53 am
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38365 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:04 am to
My personal nightmare to be stuck on a plane with this type of foolishness going on and nowhere to go to escape it
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25911 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:06 am to
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Pics....of the woman?


Please, no.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:07 am to
Damn, she was really giving it hell. That grimace means she dropped a turd weighing at least 2 courics.
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
1207 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:07 am to
As expected. Nasty woman
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14051 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:12 am to
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i'm assuming the cover comes off and gets laundered but we all know that hot mess seeped deep into the foam cushion and that smell ain't coming completely out unless they just replace the seat altogether.



Its probably not the first time somebody shite on that and every other seat on a plane. Greyhound busses are luxurious modes of conveyance compared to airlines in 2025. shite might not be the worst thing that was ever deposited on most of the seats on a typical commercial airplane.....
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24891 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:13 am to
I was just a little kid, but I remember it was a tough time.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14051 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:14 am to
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My dad had a small store south of shreveport in the early sixties. He didn't allow customers to use the bathroom., but in reality very few ever asked. The two times he did the person crapped everywhere the toilet wasn't. He had to shovel it out. Learned some new words that day. He told me if they ever came into the store again they would regret it very much. I believed him.

The airplane female's excuse will be she was off her meds.


I was in a Circle K in Atlanta a few months ago and an old boy comes in and asks "where's the bathroom". Cashier told him there wasn't one. He proceeds to whip it out and piss all over the counter and all the shite on the counter and walks out. I think the point was that they did indeed have a bathroom it just wasn't a conventional one....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14051 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:15 am to
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What sort of specimen can defecate on command? This woman could probably beat a gorilla without the help of 99 men.


If she started by slinging shite in its eyes you may have a point....
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:25 am to
I’m picturing the guy sitting next to her as she starts taking off her clothes. Initially, more intrigued than offended. Next, he realizes that he’s at ground zero. Hope she was in the window seat and not the aisle.
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