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Would you rather share your emotions with a woman or a tree?
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:21 am
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:21 am
The follow up rebuttal to the Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man? question is “Would you rather share your emotions with a woman or a tree?”
It’s a newer social media trend, so if you want to check it out, search it up there.
The responses have been intriguing. Despite what women may want to believe, bears are definite immediate threats to their physical well-being; however, statistically speaking, men, with whom they encounter up to thousands of times on a daily basis, are mostly passive if not positively helpful to them. It can be expected that a man will either ignore or help a woman and that while domestic violence and assault does happen, it is rare.
Men though are struggling with mental health. The male suicide rate is 4 times higher than female (22.8/100000 vs 5.7/100000). Men find it difficult to share their emotions and feel they are socially criticized when they try.
Women in the bear/man scenario decried the defensive responses of men because they just wanted men to listen to their feelings, learn about their struggles, and work on improving the world so that it is both physically and emotionally safer for women.
But here are some quoted comments on different posts where men say they would pick the tree:
And a few responses from women:
It’s a newer social media trend, so if you want to check it out, search it up there.
The responses have been intriguing. Despite what women may want to believe, bears are definite immediate threats to their physical well-being; however, statistically speaking, men, with whom they encounter up to thousands of times on a daily basis, are mostly passive if not positively helpful to them. It can be expected that a man will either ignore or help a woman and that while domestic violence and assault does happen, it is rare.
Men though are struggling with mental health. The male suicide rate is 4 times higher than female (22.8/100000 vs 5.7/100000). Men find it difficult to share their emotions and feel they are socially criticized when they try.
Women in the bear/man scenario decried the defensive responses of men because they just wanted men to listen to their feelings, learn about their struggles, and work on improving the world so that it is both physically and emotionally safer for women.
But here are some quoted comments on different posts where men say they would pick the tree:
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@DB: My wife asked me how I’m feeling, every time I started to express myself she kept interrupting to tell me how my feelings made her feel ???????.They always make it about their feeling, I pick the tree
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@WeSlideGaming: the tree will listen without trying to correct me on my feelings
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@Cryptic_Daemon: the tree will listen completely without judging or using my feeling as an attack against me
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@infinitejayrok: Theres a reason whenever asked how im doing my response is “im fine,” no matter how bad things get, “im fine,” because me not being “fine” is me being a liability.
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@Rob Logan: Tree. It’ll actually listen and not get “the ick” from the vulnerability it asked for.
And a few responses from women:
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@abby: trees..don’t…talk? they are plants? i’m sorry about your trauma and what you’ve been through, but this is insane. women are choosing death or men having their way with way them. don’t be ignorant
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@Meg: Females aged 16-19 are four times as likely to be sexually assaulted. That’s the point of bear vs man argument. 1 in 5 women have been SA’d. 1 in 5.
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@DenimForDads: Is there a reason why you need to talk to a tree instead of a man?
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@VMK: Men will do ANYTHING except go to therapy, even talk to fricking trees. And they wonder why more women are becoming lesbians
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 9:23 am
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:23 am to StringedInstruments
Women do weaponize. The passport bro has been a thing for decades because you have a decent chance of getting a supportive woman. American women mistaken "supportive" for "subserviant"
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:24 am to StringedInstruments
If my emotion is horniness then the woman. Otherwise the tree
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:25 am to StringedInstruments
Safer with the tree
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:26 am to biglego
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If my emotion is horniness then the woman. Otherwise the tree
Yup
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:30 am to StringedInstruments
This is why communing with nature is such an important thing.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:36 am to StringedInstruments
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Would you rather share your emotions with a woman or a tree?

Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:39 am to StringedInstruments
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@DB: My wife asked me how I’m feeling, every time I started to express myself she kept interrupting to tell me how my feelings made her feel ???????.They always make it about their feeling, I pick the tree
@WeSlideGaming: the tree will listen without trying to correct me on my feelings
Nailed it with the first two responses. Hell, I can't even be tired or stressed at home without the wife feeling the need to add in why she's more tired or stressed than I am.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:41 am to StringedInstruments
I'm a very analytical person, so the thought of emoting an issue to someone without wanting any feedback is foreign to me. Now, if the response is irrational or overly emotional in and of itself, it should be criticized, but the whole point of me getting the thing off my chest is to figure a way to get over it or alleviate the situation.
I thought the whole "I just want you to listen" angle was female. These men preferring to talk to trees makes me think they just chose shitty female partners.
I thought the whole "I just want you to listen" angle was female. These men preferring to talk to trees makes me think they just chose shitty female partners.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:43 am to StringedInstruments
Depends on the emotion. Grief, frustration, stress, anxiety? Yeah, I'll share that with my wife. Anger? Nah, I'd rather let that out in the gym or with a tree.
Anger is one of those things that I try to keep bottled up and work through on my own. I've got a pretty nasty temper so I work pretty hard to control it.
I think it's easier for men to share emotional/deep shite with dudes they don't really know that well. I know I've spilled my guts to random dudes at the bar or gym before that I've never seen again and have had other men do the same. Guess it has to do with letting your guard down and appearing week around folks you are around a lot. I have a good many close friends but only one or two that I share everything I'm thinking with.
Anger is one of those things that I try to keep bottled up and work through on my own. I've got a pretty nasty temper so I work pretty hard to control it.
I think it's easier for men to share emotional/deep shite with dudes they don't really know that well. I know I've spilled my guts to random dudes at the bar or gym before that I've never seen again and have had other men do the same. Guess it has to do with letting your guard down and appearing week around folks you are around a lot. I have a good many close friends but only one or two that I share everything I'm thinking with.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:46 am to StringedInstruments
Think I'll just have a beer, instead. 

Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:46 am to StringedInstruments
Trees are better listeners and often more discerning.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:53 am to StringedInstruments
Would much rather talk to a tree or another male.
I tried to have an emotional talk with a tree once and it just told me to “Grow Up”.
Best advice I ever got.
I tried to have an emotional talk with a tree once and it just told me to “Grow Up”.
Best advice I ever got.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:53 am to StringedInstruments
Men know that women say they want us to be emotionally vulnerable , then they punish us for it.
I might choose the tree. Because women will generally make my struggle, even an existential struggle, about themselves. I’ve written a lot about female solipsism, but it’s a real thing, and it feels stifling to a man. It makes men feel like she thinks he is little more than an NPC, a bit player, to her larger and infinitely more important struggle.
Personally, I think a woman who can just sit with you or hold you quietly would be way better than a long conversation. Words evaporate in the air. And my Bros will listen for as long as it takes and never throw shade or make it about them. I shared something yesterday with a Bro and he offered to fly in from Seattle to hang out. A woman would likely flip it somehow to make it about her. That’s just the way it is, I guess. Men will likely never find the understanding they want in women. That realization crushes a lot of men. Hence all those suicides.
I might choose the tree. Because women will generally make my struggle, even an existential struggle, about themselves. I’ve written a lot about female solipsism, but it’s a real thing, and it feels stifling to a man. It makes men feel like she thinks he is little more than an NPC, a bit player, to her larger and infinitely more important struggle.
Personally, I think a woman who can just sit with you or hold you quietly would be way better than a long conversation. Words evaporate in the air. And my Bros will listen for as long as it takes and never throw shade or make it about them. I shared something yesterday with a Bro and he offered to fly in from Seattle to hang out. A woman would likely flip it somehow to make it about her. That’s just the way it is, I guess. Men will likely never find the understanding they want in women. That realization crushes a lot of men. Hence all those suicides.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:54 am to StringedInstruments
I've had health issues for going on 3 months now. I'm on my 7th round of antibiotics, my wife is somehow more tired.
I would settle for an afternoon talking to a nice oak. Hell, I could chew the sap with a pine just as easy.
I would settle for an afternoon talking to a nice oak. Hell, I could chew the sap with a pine just as easy.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:56 am to StringedInstruments
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And they wonder why more women are becoming lesbians
Wait wait wait! I thought they were BORN this way and it’s something they can’t help.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:15 am to BoogaBear
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I've had health issues for going on 3 months now. I'm on my 7th round of antibiotics, my wife is somehow more tired.
Oh I’ve been there.
My favorite is when they learned the term “mental load.” Like having to think is so exhausting that it trumps all the physical shite men do every day.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:21 am to StringedInstruments
Those women responses prove exactly why we prefer the tree
Posted on 5/23/24 at 10:42 am to StringedInstruments
My wife won't weaponize my emotions, but sharing them with her is equivalent to talking to a tree. Both will listen, but that's about where it ends
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