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Would you rather be very bald, very fat, or very short?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:18 pm
Indefinitely and irreparably.
I think I'd pick very bald. While it can certainly impact confidence, one's personal life, and even one's work life, I think a lot of that can be overcome with effort and self-improvement in other areas. Otherwise, it's completely benign.
Being very short is a close second. It's similar to baldness in a lot of ways, but I think that it is a little harder to compensate for.
I'd least enjoy being very fat. For one, it's unhealthy and likely to lead to an earlier death. Secondly, in addition to having the same drawbacks as the other maladies, it also tacks on multiple others, like limited mobility and increased fatigue. Thirdly, it's probably the most physically unattractive of the three.
I think I'd pick very bald. While it can certainly impact confidence, one's personal life, and even one's work life, I think a lot of that can be overcome with effort and self-improvement in other areas. Otherwise, it's completely benign.
Being very short is a close second. It's similar to baldness in a lot of ways, but I think that it is a little harder to compensate for.
I'd least enjoy being very fat. For one, it's unhealthy and likely to lead to an earlier death. Secondly, in addition to having the same drawbacks as the other maladies, it also tacks on multiple others, like limited mobility and increased fatigue. Thirdly, it's probably the most physically unattractive of the three.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to Norbert
What's the difference between bald and very bald?
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to Norbert
Bald
I used to shave my head once a week
My head looks good bald
I used to shave my head once a week
My head looks good bald
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to Norbert
quote:
Would you rather be very bald, very fat, or very short?
There’s a dick joke here somewhere
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:20 pm to Norbert
I am 2 of the 3 and I rock. 
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:20 pm to Norbert
Very fat. I can fix that issue
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to Norbert
Bald is cool now. Thanks, Patrick Stewart.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to Norbert
Bald. I shave my head with clippers anyway.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to Norbert
As someone who is not very tall and growing rounder everyday, I would easily trade my full head of hair to be taller and leaner.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
I will stick with very bald. Started losing my hair in my early 30s. Never considered fighting it as I wore a buzz cut anyhow...just fewer hairs for me to cut each week.
Barber + Shampoo costs X 20 years = $0
Edit: and it beats buying odd sized pants and doing unnecessary exercise!
Barber + Shampoo costs X 20 years = $0
Edit: and it beats buying odd sized pants and doing unnecessary exercise!
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:23 pm to Norbert
Sounds like the 3 requirements to drive an f-350.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:24 pm to Springlake Tiger
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Very fat. I can fix that issue
quote:
Indefinitely and irreparably
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:26 pm to Norbert
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I'd pick very bald. While it can certainly impact confidence
Why would it? Rock what God gave you.
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one's personal life
Again, why? Plenty of women like bald guys if they aren't self-conscious about it.
But if you're short and/or fat you will die a virgin.
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:26 pm to Norbert
I’d pick fat because fat people can be happy whereas all short and bald men reek of insecurity
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:29 pm to Norbert
I don’t have any choice about baldness. It’s going to happen, so I choose that.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:31 pm to Norbert
I'm on my way to very bald and have no choice in the matter.
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