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Would you rather be very bald, very fat, or very short?

Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3760 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:18 pm
Indefinitely and irreparably.

I think I'd pick very bald. While it can certainly impact confidence, one's personal life, and even one's work life, I think a lot of that can be overcome with effort and self-improvement in other areas. Otherwise, it's completely benign.

Being very short is a close second. It's similar to baldness in a lot of ways, but I think that it is a little harder to compensate for.

I'd least enjoy being very fat. For one, it's unhealthy and likely to lead to an earlier death. Secondly, in addition to having the same drawbacks as the other maladies, it also tacks on multiple others, like limited mobility and increased fatigue. Thirdly, it's probably the most physically unattractive of the three.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to
can i be all 3?
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
2124 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to
What's the difference between bald and very bald?
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70123 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to
Bald

I used to shave my head once a week

My head looks good bald
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39215 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to
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Would you rather be very bald, very fat, or very short?


There’s a dick joke here somewhere
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:19 pm to
Bald for sure
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33905 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:20 pm to
I am 2 of the 3 and I rock.
Posted by Springlake Tiger
Uptown
Member since Aug 2006
15531 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:20 pm to
Very fat. I can fix that issue
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106021 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to
Bald is cool now. Thanks, Patrick Stewart.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to
Bald. I shave my head with clippers anyway.
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2219 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to
As someone who is not very tall and growing rounder everyday, I would easily trade my full head of hair to be taller and leaner.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:21 pm to
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very bald
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8605 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:22 pm to
I will stick with very bald. Started losing my hair in my early 30s. Never considered fighting it as I wore a buzz cut anyhow...just fewer hairs for me to cut each week.

Barber + Shampoo costs X 20 years = $0

Edit: and it beats buying odd sized pants and doing unnecessary exercise!
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:23 pm to
Sounds like the 3 requirements to drive an f-350.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:24 pm to
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Very fat. I can fix that issue


quote:

Indefinitely and irreparably


Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

I'd pick very bald. While it can certainly impact confidence


Why would it? Rock what God gave you.

quote:

one's personal life


Again, why? Plenty of women like bald guys if they aren't self-conscious about it.

But if you're short and/or fat you will die a virgin.
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 12:28 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:26 pm to
I’d pick fat because fat people can be happy whereas all short and bald men reek of insecurity
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24334 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:29 pm to
I don’t have any choice about baldness. It’s going to happen, so I choose that.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:30 pm to
paging Scruffy
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 12:31 pm to
I'm on my way to very bald and have no choice in the matter.
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