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re: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:18 am to StringedInstruments
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:18 am to StringedInstruments
Going from "bear" to "grizzly bear" completely changes the question. A black bear could frick you up but they're not going to unless you somehow come between the mama and her cubs. They'll generally run away from a good cussin'. A grizzly will chase you down and eat you.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:18 am to RogerTheShrubber
Anyone who says man has never been in the presence of bears in the wild. Black bears are disconcerting if not armed. Grizzlys are terrifying no matter how you are loaded
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:20 am to StringedInstruments
I know more about the woods than many men. I know less about the woods than all grizzly bears.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:20 am to Commandeaux
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"If you see me in the forest fighting a grizzly bear...help the bear".
- Mystikal
Damn, it's real

LINK
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:21 am to StringedInstruments
Have these womenses ever seen a Grizzly eat a new born elk calf alive, tearing pieces of flesh off of it as it "scresms", whilst its mother watches on helplessly? It is a loud, brutal scene.
That bear would do the same thing to the woman if it had to. It goes for the fatty parts first, and areas where glands and such are. Grizzlies will sit on top of a human while they are still alive, and maybe conscious so its weight and gravity (even though it doesn't exist) holds you down and it doesn't have to work very hard. It will rip off pieces of you until you eventually die of exsanguination. Your best hope is to have a major artery severed early, or have your skull crushed in the initial attack.
Nature plays for keeps.
That bear would do the same thing to the woman if it had to. It goes for the fatty parts first, and areas where glands and such are. Grizzlies will sit on top of a human while they are still alive, and maybe conscious so its weight and gravity (even though it doesn't exist) holds you down and it doesn't have to work very hard. It will rip off pieces of you until you eventually die of exsanguination. Your best hope is to have a major artery severed early, or have your skull crushed in the initial attack.
Nature plays for keeps.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:22 am to StringedInstruments
If women didn’t have vaginas we’d have fed them all to bears by now.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:26 am to LegendInMyMind
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Have these womenses ever seen a Grizzly eat a new born elk calf alive, tearing pieces of flesh off of it as it "scresms", whilst its mother watches on helplessly? It is a loud, brutal scene.
That bear would do the same thing to the woman if it had to. It goes for the fatty parts first, and areas where glands and such are. Grizzlies will sit on top of a human while they are still alive, and maybe conscious so its weight and gravity (even though it doesn't exist) holds you down and it doesn't have to work very hard. It will rip off pieces of you until you eventually die of exsanguination. Your best hope is to have a major artery severed early, or have your skull crushed in the initial attack.
I think they know. They're trying to say a man is worse.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:35 am to StringedInstruments
Liberal Women
"Men are more dangerous than grizzly bears."
Also Liberal Women
"Let men in our bathrooms or you are a bigot!"
"Men are more dangerous than grizzly bears."
Also Liberal Women
"Let men in our bathrooms or you are a bigot!"
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:42 am to StringedInstruments
Rather be stuck with a good looking woman, but that's just me.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:50 am to StringedInstruments
I’ll take being stuck in the woods with a man than being stuck with any large predator. Animals will frick us humans up.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:52 am to LegendInMyMind
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Have these womenses ever seen a Grizzly eat a new born elk calf alive, tearing pieces of flesh off of it as it "scresms", whilst its mother watches on helplessly? It is a loud, brutal scene.
I have an ACKTUALLY for you

This is a classic "It's not about the nail" scenario.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:54 am to SlowFlowPro
Translation: we just want to bitch about a problem to you and have you listen but not for you to try and actually solve the problem.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:55 am to bad93ex
I already said
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This is a classic "It's not about the nail" scenario.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:56 am to GrammarKnotsi
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as a male, i would probably rather interact with a bear in the woods than a strange man also..
That's what I was thinking. I've met some crazy folks while hunting on public land.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:11 am to redfishfan
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These people live in a fantasy land.
10% of men at most would want to harm a women in the woods. 50% would want to protect the women. 40% would want to protect the women but would have zero ability due to them never being outside.
100% of grizzly bears would be a legit threat and you are just hoping they decide to leave you alone. Most likely you are mauled to death. Maybe you survive.
thank you.. point made.. bears will leave the area if they dont want it. Men if they want it, will do unspeakable things.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:14 am to StringedInstruments
Truly the stupidest meme of all time ever on twitter.
Women don't understand how statistics work.
Women don't understand how statistics work.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:18 am to Boudreauboudreaugoly
And these people vote.
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