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Would you rather be bitten by 50 fire ants or stung by 5 wasp?

Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:26 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:26 pm
Let's say you are being held hostage by Rebeloke, and he gives you a choice of torture, 50 ant bites or 5 wasp stings (or read his blog)




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Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:27 pm to
What kind of ant vs what kind of wasp?
Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:27 pm to
None of the above.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:27 pm to
I got stung 22 times by wasps while working construction in the summer during college. Mostly on my face and arms. It sucked arse
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Posted by Rize
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:28 pm to
50 fire ants.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:28 pm to
I choose not to play this hypothetical.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:28 pm to
Probably the wasp stings. Haven’t been stung in years but I don’t remember it itching like crazy compared to an ant bite.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

What kind of ant vs what kind of wasp?


Fire ant vs Red wasp
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:29 pm to
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I got stung 22 times by wasps


Same happened to me when I was about 12. I got stung 27 times
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I choose not to play this hypothetical.

Posted by TH03
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:31 pm to
I was replacing some hedges at my house a few years back and I guess one had a wasp nest because I got stung through my gloves. My whole hand swole up like crazy after. It hurt much worse than the ant bite, but instead of itching, it's just swollen.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:32 pm to
I got about 30-40 fire ant bites while laying in tall grass stealing a sign as part of a HS prank. Almost entirely along my beltline/stomach.

I'd probably go for the wasps
Posted by Crimson1st
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:33 pm to
I was working in a storage shed of mine yesterday moving some stuff around. There was a big red wasp in there that I thought of killing earlier but let it go. Anyway, I tossed some clothes over in it's direction, not thinking about it then i look up and the wasp is heading right for me. Before I can react, it hits me square in the lip. I thought I was screwed! It bounced right off of me and flew off...I was like WTF just happened? He could have jacked my lip and face up good but didn't...whew, got away with one there.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:33 pm to
Insert [Why not have both?] girl here.
Posted by GeauxDoc
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:35 pm to
Gonna guess here b/c too lazy to research. Might go with Ants. While any insect bites can cause deadly allergic reactions, it's likely that wasp venom is much more likely to produce an allergic reaction. Still...50 freakin' ant seems like a lot.

In the end..it's a question of dose. Ant venom (formic acid) is much different than wasp venom.

Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:37 pm to
I'll go with 50 ants as wasp and bee stings used cause huge whelps when I was younger
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:39 pm to
Ants all day any day.
Posted by starsandstripes
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:39 pm to
awful thread
Posted by High C
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:39 pm to
I've already had both, in greater numbers. I'll take the ants every time.
Posted by real turf fan
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Posted on 3/26/18 at 5:40 pm to
That many fire ants would swell my trachea closed. Even with desensitizing shots, that would be a lethal dose of fire ant venom.

So, wasps. (and I've survived five wasp stings.)
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