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re: Would you hide a dead body to save yourself?

Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:27 pm to
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If it was really an accident like in the movie, it would suck a metric ton of arse, but you gotta go to the cops. If someone disagrees, they just 100% became an intentional criminal and not an accidental one. I would not be dagged down with them personally.


What if you were the one who accidentally killed the person (and had the most to lose) and your friends (who, like you, were all doing hard drugs at the time and had a lot to lose too should the law, their families and employers find out) suggested disposing the body? What if you were 100% sure you could trust them?
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:28 pm to
I hear the best way to get rid of a body is with pigs
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:29 pm to
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one person in the group would get scared and go to the police, thus fricking the rest of the group.


This. If it were just me. Hide the body. If more than one person knows, it isn’t going to stay a secret. Hell, half you frickers would end up posting about it on the OT by the end of the day.
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:31 pm to
Calibre on Netflix is a similar situation.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:32 pm to
if i am not responsible in any way for someones death i will not protect the ones who are
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:33 pm to
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I hear the best way to get rid of a body is with pigs

I hear composting is the environmentally friendly way to get rid of a body.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:33 pm to
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i am not responsible in any way for someones death i will not protect the ones who are


A friend in need is a friend...

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:34 pm to
Depends on how hot corpse is.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:36 pm to
I would go sleep it off and return to the car in the lake the next morning when I'm sober and contact some police type people

Its worked before
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37464 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:38 pm to
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There is a pretty high possibility that one person in the group would get scared and go to the police, thus fricking the rest of the group.

So clearly, I'd have to kill everyone else. Sorry.

This was my thought, I'd just kill everyone involved...
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:41 pm to
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What if you were the one who accidentally killed the person (and had the most to lose) and your friends (who, like you, were all doing hard drugs at the time and had a lot to lose too should the law, their families and employers find out)


Risk you take when engaging in said behavior. Even if it is an accident, all parties are responsible for their actions. Paying the price and fessing up right away is sooooo much better than getting caught.

quote:

What if you were 100% sure you could trust them?


What if I could fly? You can not trust anyone 100%.

Hypothetically, if you could trust them, there is still a decent chance some redneck happens upon the burial site or someone's kid notices a weird smell coming out of dad's trunk or some shite. Or you got the short straw and the dead hooker (movie ref again here assuming), is the 1 in 100 that actually has a family or some shite. Then boom you are all caught. I say cut your losses, get parole because it was an accident, accept your divorce because you were fricking a hooker while high on coke and move on with your life. It is gonna be tough enough living with the fact that you killed someone for the rest of your life. I'd rather do that knowing the sheriff's dept won't knock down my door one night. Which night? Who knows.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:45 pm to
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I hear the best way to get rid of a body is with pigs


Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:46 pm to
Chicken wire, cement, and a deep dark river.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50923 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:47 pm to
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a close group of friends


1 person can keep a secret.

A group cannot.
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:53 pm to
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shite, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5888 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:54 pm to
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Hypothetically, if you could trust them, there is still a decent chance some redneck happens upon the burial site or someone's kid notices a weird smell coming out of dad's trunk or some shite. Or you got the short straw and the dead hooker (movie ref again here assuming), is the 1 in 100 that actually has a family or some shite. Then boom you are all caught. I say cut your losses, get parole because it was an accident, accept your divorce because you were fricking a hooker while high on coke and move on with your life. It is gonna be tough enough living with the fact that you killed someone for the rest of your life. I'd rather do that knowing the sheriff's dept won't knock down my door one night. Which night? Who knows.


Makes sense.
Posted by emt007
Member since Aug 2017
372 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 4:23 pm to
If Breaking Bad taught me one thing ... all you need is Hydrofluoric acid and plastic !
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 4:33 pm to
is that the movie with the hooker on the hook in the hotel?
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 4:37 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/19/20 at 8:34 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20235 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 4:38 pm to
Fricking right.

The only difference is that I’m cutting the stomach out so i don’t end up like Scott Peterson
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