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Worst One Night Stand Experience You’ve Had?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:03 pm
Recently had the secks. Except it happened after a long night of shitty beer and greasy food.
Woke up the next morning with the stomach rumbles and blew up the bathroom. Tried the best I could to defunk that hell hole...but to no avail.
She got up to piss afterwards and then left immediately after.
Woke up the next morning with the stomach rumbles and blew up the bathroom. Tried the best I could to defunk that hell hole...but to no avail.
She got up to piss afterwards and then left immediately after.
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:04 pm to DustyDinkleman
Sounds like a normal day
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:05 pm to DustyDinkleman
9 months before your were born.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:06 pm to DustyDinkleman
This is the easiest "I fricked your mom" opportunity this board has ever seen
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:08 pm to DustyDinkleman
Banged a fat chick.
Also what kind of poor has only one bathroom?
Also what kind of poor has only one bathroom?
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:08 pm to DustyDinkleman
You got to have sex and she left on her own in the morning. Whats the problem?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:09 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:Probably this one from IKEA....
Worst One Night Stand Experience You’ve Had?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:09 pm to DustyDinkleman
Her period must have started in the middle of the night, bled over all over my sheets, and left before I woke up. I thought I was Jack Woltz from The Godfather for half a minute.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:09 pm to DustyDinkleman
Mister Dinkleman the Elder likes to watch his old lady get piped by strange cocks.
Dusty, I am your Father.
Dusty, I am your Father.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:09 pm to DustyDinkleman
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Worst One Night Stand Experience You’ve Had?
Hostel in Prague. Took a girl back and got Walked in on by some Dirty Italians. They just walked in, didn’t offer to leave for a few minutes or anything. We put on clothes and went to the bathroom. Going at it again and out of 5 shower stalls, some fricking idiot decided it would be ok to open the only one with he shower running. She had to keep me from beating that pervs arse.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:11 pm to Masterag
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Took a girl back
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Masterag
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:13 pm to DustyDinkleman
Ran into this older chick who I had a crush on in high school. She was three years older, drove a Camaro ,blonde hair, big tits blah blah blah
15 years later I run into her at a bar, I'm drunk and she's DTF. She drives me to this house way out in the country and I go down on her, then hit it good.
Wake up the next morning and it looks like a murder scene, bitch was on the rag the whole time and let me go down on her.
I wake up with dried blood, cum and pussy juice all dried up on my legs and can't leave because I have no car. Plus she was disgusting, ugly, fat and gross.
I need to stop drinking around fat chicks
15 years later I run into her at a bar, I'm drunk and she's DTF. She drives me to this house way out in the country and I go down on her, then hit it good.
Wake up the next morning and it looks like a murder scene, bitch was on the rag the whole time and let me go down on her.
I wake up with dried blood, cum and pussy juice all dried up on my legs and can't leave because I have no car. Plus she was disgusting, ugly, fat and gross.
I need to stop drinking around fat chicks
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:35 pm to The Torch
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I wake up with dried blood, cum and pussy juice all dried up on my legs and can't leave because I have no car.
Bad but, not horrible. Still had sex.
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Plus she was disgusting, ugly, fat and gross.
Ouch. Definitely a candidate for best worst ONS story.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:36 pm to The Torch
Smoking little blonde, probably one of the best I ever had in bed. We banged that night and again the next morning. As she was leaving she tries to pressure me into committing to a relationship which I politely decline. Told her I wasn't ready for that but would be interested in going out again. She starts crying and throwing a tantrum so I told her it was time to go and we wouldn't be going out again. Bitches be crazy.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:41 pm to DustyDinkleman
Got food poisoning from the party we were at. Stopped halfway through sex to shite and vomit. Was sick for 24 hours at my place bc neither of us could be farther than 10 ft from a toilet.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:42 pm to DustyDinkleman
I’ve only had one.
At the end, she asked me if I wanted to finish on her chest. It was at that moment I knew it wasn’t her first time.
At the end, she asked me if I wanted to finish on her chest. It was at that moment I knew it wasn’t her first time.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:44 pm to DustyDinkleman
I would tell the story about getting it on in a tent in the middle of the day in the Roman ruins outside of Budapest, where it was so hot we couldn’t stop sweating, but on reflection, it was really pretty good, so I won’t tell it.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:46 pm to DustyDinkleman
She was on her period without telling me and there were blood clots everywhere.
At least the tide didn’t come in. And we were at her place.
At least the tide didn’t come in. And we were at her place.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 7:50 pm to DustyDinkleman
When your roommates are spraying air freshener under the door, that’s when you know it’s pretty bad.
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