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Posted on 5/30/18 at 8:40 pm to elprez00
when I was a college lad, I took a trip to NC State and met a girl during last call who was visiting from Asheville if memory serves. She took me back to the dorm in which she was staying during weekend and being as all the beds were full we hit the floor and partook in some of the ole in-out real savage like. I recall spraying her face down with a money shot and then we passed out in each other’s sticky arms. A little while later we were woken up rudely by the occupants of the bed next to us since they had no idea who we were. Turns out the girl took me back to the wrong room. Her friend lived on the floor above that one and the people we were shagging next to were total strangers.
The kicked us out and we went to her friends room but I was told to wait in the hall. As soon as the door closed I hit the bricks and walked back to my friends place.
The kicked us out and we went to her friends room but I was told to wait in the hall. As soon as the door closed I hit the bricks and walked back to my friends place.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 8:54 pm to DustyDinkleman
Good subject. Spring break. Woke up on the beach next to an insanely hideous whale I don't remember even meeting. Huge, deep bruise and knot on my shin. Hurt like hell. Got up, got my bearings and found my way back to my room. I figure no harm, no foul. None of my friends saw me...right? Sleep it off in the room and wake up. She's there with her girlfriend telling all my buddies how we did it on the beach, she woke up and wondered where I went. Then kept telling all my friends how she was gonna give it to me again. Not sure I've had a drink since.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:08 pm to teke184
quote:
She was on her period without telling me and there were blood clots everywhere.
I don't know how to tell you, but that wasn't a period.
Those were gonorrhea discharges.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:16 pm to DustyDinkleman
Sex is like pizza. The worst I ever had was still pretty damn good.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:24 pm to DustyDinkleman
Went home with a hottie. Hit it. Woke up middle of night witha fat bitch next to me. I'm pretty sure she was hot but I was really drunk so who knows..... Either way she pissed the bed. Or maybe I did. I know someone pissed in that fricking bed and the whore was getting fatter by the minute as I sobered up. I ran out like I stole something. Long walk home.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:24 pm to tiger114
Waking up with cum and blood on your lips has to be the winner
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:26 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
Worst One Night Stand Experience You’ve Had
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:32 pm to Lsuchs
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:34 pm to DustyDinkleman
Girl pissed in my bed. Woke up in piss soaked sheets. Her walk when leaving would be what I imagined OJ’s walk looked like after he (allegedly) cut those two people up.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
Not worst but weirdest
Met a girl at Norms in Thibodeaux who surprisingly wasn’t a lesbian. We had to find a rando to blow in the alcohol test machine that starts her car so we can drive to her uncles house to pick up coke and Xanax. I may have been extremely fricked up but this dudes house was straight out the 70s.
We head back to my place as the sun is coming up to do some more lines and she shows me pics of her mulatto kid while unzipping my pants and it just goes on from there.
It was so weird and surreal that the next day I started to doubt it actually happened until my roommate started bitching about us waking her up.
ETA: The worst would be the last girl I fricked as a single man. I wasted that shite on a fatty.
Met a girl at Norms in Thibodeaux who surprisingly wasn’t a lesbian. We had to find a rando to blow in the alcohol test machine that starts her car so we can drive to her uncles house to pick up coke and Xanax. I may have been extremely fricked up but this dudes house was straight out the 70s.
We head back to my place as the sun is coming up to do some more lines and she shows me pics of her mulatto kid while unzipping my pants and it just goes on from there.
It was so weird and surreal that the next day I started to doubt it actually happened until my roommate started bitching about us waking her up.
ETA: The worst would be the last girl I fricked as a single man. I wasted that shite on a fatty.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 9:40 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:38 pm to mikelbr
quote:
mikelbr
quote:
"she damn near fisted me in the butthole while staring in my eyes, calling me a little bitch and to take it like a man."
checks out
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:39 pm to DustyDinkleman
Sounds pretty typical to me
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:06 pm to DustyDinkleman
The first time I meet my wife we had sex. Six years later I wake up to find out that she left me for another man. I pack my shite and move into an apartment with my friend. A couple months of her calling/texting me begging me to take her back I do. We decide that we should move to Texas to get away from all of the bs. I took a pay cut and transferred jobs. After about a week living in Texas she decides that she had enough and leaves
with my two kids. I am currently in Texas with no wife or kids, yep worst one night stand ever. frick women
with my two kids. I am currently in Texas with no wife or kids, yep worst one night stand ever. frick women
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:21 pm to Johnny3tears
You suck at picking women apparently.
Twice.
I feel bad for your children.
Twice.
I feel bad for your children.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:23 pm to Johnny3tears
quote:
Johnny3tears
Man, I wasn't expecting to feel bad reading this thread. I'm sorry, brother. frick that whore.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:26 pm to HempHead
Man I am not going to lie it has been hard. But in the end I gave it all for my family. I can now move on. I will not be making that mistake again.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:42 pm to DustyDinkleman
This really cool older chick recently divorced with young toddler. Totally unknown prior as she was working at the desk of a hotel I was staying at in San Diego for business many years ago.
It was like a concert of queefs which I can not in good conscience attribute to any size excess on my part as it started pretty quick. FWIW I've like never had this problem with other chicks so it was def her not me.
Although there are other possible explanations I do believe her vagina was incredibly blown out from whatever and I was unable to fill the void. But I still tried like the Little Engine That Could. Cool chick though.
It was like a concert of queefs which I can not in good conscience attribute to any size excess on my part as it started pretty quick. FWIW I've like never had this problem with other chicks so it was def her not me.
Although there are other possible explanations I do believe her vagina was incredibly blown out from whatever and I was unable to fill the void. But I still tried like the Little Engine That Could. Cool chick though.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:43 pm to DustyDinkleman
1994
Last overnight pass before graduating AIT in Ft McClellan, AL
Drink, club, drink, strip club, hotel
Hooked up with girl in my platoon I wouldn’t have looked twice at 17 weeks earlier. She leaves five minutes after I finish. I puke all over the hotel room floor on the way to the BR.
She goes off and screws another dude that night. At least I didn’t have sloppy seconds.
Last overnight pass before graduating AIT in Ft McClellan, AL
Drink, club, drink, strip club, hotel
Hooked up with girl in my platoon I wouldn’t have looked twice at 17 weeks earlier. She leaves five minutes after I finish. I puke all over the hotel room floor on the way to the BR.
She goes off and screws another dude that night. At least I didn’t have sloppy seconds.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:51 pm to DustyDinkleman
I got shitty drunk with a girl I had just met. We had the secks and passed out. I woke up at around 6am soaked in my own piss. So I sneaked to the kitchen and pured myself a glass of water. I got back in the bed, spilled the water on purpose, and jostled her awake. Long story short...I got to hit it a bunch more times.
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