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Worst Gift Someone Brought to a "White Elephant" Party?

Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:03 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:03 pm
Every year one side of my family has the whole white elephant party. Its not hard to get a gift that you didn't buy last year, that anyone who gets it will have some use for. Well there is this one person who brings the same gift every year.. well they bring a flashlight. Its not the exact same flashlight, but its still a flashlight. I go into the game as if I wasn't getting anything so that whatever I get its a bonus, but last year was the 2nd year in a row someone got the flashlight. I am sure there are a lot of other gifts worse than a flashlight, has anyone ever got anything that was just down right awful?
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 10:04 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68266 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:06 pm to
Chia Obama
Posted by Liverflipper
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
186 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:06 pm to
This person doesn't happen to always eat crawfish with rubber gloves because his fingers are sensitive, huh? If so, we're related to the same fricking pussy.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 10:07 pm
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12008 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:06 pm to
I could use a flashlight, baw.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:07 pm to
In order to get good answers you need to say the price range. People may remember bad gifts that are high price range white elephants.

But many people might not remember low price range white elephants, where the truly poor gifts lie.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Worst Gift Someone Brought to a "White Elephant" Party?



A white elephant. Clearly, it was endangered and shouldn't have been paraded about at a party, plus it was shitting everywhere. It also broke all the stools while trying to balance on them.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48847 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

I am sure there are a lot of other gifts worse than a flashlight, has anyone ever got anything that was just down right awful?


Brown shoes to go with my navy suit.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Brown shoes to go with my navy suit.



But you wore them anyway because it was the right thing to do...
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22158 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:09 pm to
This year I brought moose glasses from Christmas Vacation.

Oh, sorry. I thought you meant Awesome Gift.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27174 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:09 pm to
I went to one of those parties and ended up with a pair of Velcro aerator shoes.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:10 pm to
We have a family member that always somehow slips an extremely awkward sexual gift into the game and no one has figured out who it yet.

2 years ago when one of the older aunts got explained what a ball gag was, she straight got up and walked out the room.

She still hasn't quite recovered from it yet.

It was amazing when she got that disgusted
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:11 pm to
I went to one where someone brought a TV Tray.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

This person doesn't happen to always eat crawfish with rubber gloves because his fingers are sensitive, huh? If so, we're related to the same fricking pussy.



No but I know a dude who eats crawfish with gloves because his hands blister up if he doesn't.
Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
Member since Oct 2012
12731 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:13 pm to
It's you
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:14 pm to
I've been known to do this.

I wear contacts and it's no fun when you go to take them out.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 10:15 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

TV Tray.


This is what I am talking about! What makes someone want to bring a fricking TV tray?
Posted by McNeeseLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
588 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:14 pm to
Wooden wind chimes.
Posted by Liverflipper
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
186 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:14 pm to
Are his initials MC?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84118 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:17 pm to
Some shitty gel candle in a wine glass with a palm tree and a plastic saints helmet stuck in the gel. Ridiculous "gift" that I of course got stuck with.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27174 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:18 pm to
Hey where is TDsngumbo?
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