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World’s oldest person dies (again)

Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18726 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:31 pm
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The world's oldest person has died in southern Japan at the age of 117.


This is happening time and again. It looks like some sick son of a bitch is targeting these old folks.

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Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:33 pm to
Or better yet, 117 is the max life for a human?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34648 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:34 pm to
Being 117 would be miserable AF
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:34 pm to
Imagine being the one in charge of documenting the oldest person in the World.

What a shite job for numerous reasons.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:35 pm to
These Japanese people at 110+ years are such pussies.

No wonder Japan lost WWII.

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61113 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:36 pm to
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Or better yet, 117 is the max life for a human?



There's been a 122 year old.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71187 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:38 pm to
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Imagine being the one in charge of documenting the oldest person in the World.

What a shite job for numerous reasons.


Not really. Wait for it to be reported and then verify it (which really doesn't matter here because its verified by the coroner for the death certificate).
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:39 pm to
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Or better yet, 117 is the max life for a human?


No, something is up. The oldest people in the world keep dying. It's like one day the oldest person in the world is alive and then the next, they are dead then someone else becomes the oldest person in the world and then they eventually die.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:39 pm to
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World’s oldest person dies (again)


Well she ain’t having babies
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13615 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

This is happening time and again. It looks like some sick son of a bitch is targeting these old folks.


Father Time is indeed targeting them. He’s undefeated!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:44 pm to
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Being 117 would be miserable AF


shite I hope not. I plan to double that.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10962 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:46 pm to
Sayornara...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:48 pm to
I just googled it. The oldest person to ever live was 123 years old. Some dude from Bolivia. His birthday was July 16, 1890 and died in 2013.

When you get to be in your upper 80s, you probably have come to the terms that you don't have much time left. You expect to die within the next few years.. So living to 117...123.. What the hell do you do?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:50 pm to
The first bicentennial is already alive. Ever think about that, Chris?

Hell, it could be you.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:52 pm to
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The first bicentennial is already alive. Ever think about that, Chris?

Hell, it could be you.




That's mind blowing. You never know. Something might be discovered, within the next 15 or so years, that makes us all live into our 200s
Posted by Cannon
Shreveport
Member since May 2015
1613 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:54 pm to
Yeah, but most of these people are like Dominican prospects who claim to be 16 when drafted, when in reality they're 25. I mean how reliable are these birth records from the 1800s? It's 2018 and we still don't even know where Obama was really born.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

World’s oldest person dies
world's oldest person is alive
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68266 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 11:05 pm to
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 123 years old. Some dude from Bolivia. His birthday was July 16, 1890 and died in 2013. 

When you get to be in your upper 80s, you probably have come to the terms that you don't have much time left. You expect to die within the next few years


I turned 40 this week.

If i was 80, and God told me i had 40 plus years left, idk wtf i would do. Rejoice or cry. I dunno.

I would be pissed ssn money was gone, however. Lol.

And i would write books, even short stories, on the crap i remember. Like challenger, 911, etc.
This post was edited on 4/21/18 at 11:06 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113893 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 11:07 pm to
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I would be pissed ssn money was gone, however. Lol.




Yeah, retirement plans are not designed to keep you financially stable.. Well into your 100s.
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 4/21/18 at 11:08 pm to
How do we go about determining the oldest living person on a planet with 7+ billion people? Like who’s to say someone doesn’t have their 130 yr old parent living in the attic
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