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re: Workout board - Weight/Fat loss help
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:04 am to Forkbeard3777
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:04 am to Forkbeard3777
Gay guys are always in great shape. Have you considered blowing a guy?
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:04 am to Forkbeard3777
burn more than you put in it's pretty simple
but if you go on a hardcore caloric deficit you will be one cranky SOB.
Also drink a frick ton of water. Flush your system out. It will help you be a little more flexible with your diet eating foods higher in sodium. Plus you want to be hydrated while working out. If you are thirsty then your already close to not being hydrated enough.
but if you go on a hardcore caloric deficit you will be one cranky SOB.
Also drink a frick ton of water. Flush your system out. It will help you be a little more flexible with your diet eating foods higher in sodium. Plus you want to be hydrated while working out. If you are thirsty then your already close to not being hydrated enough.
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 8:22 am
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:06 am to LucasP
They're in good shape because they treat their bodies like temples
Except for their buttholes. They treat those like sewers.
Except for their buttholes. They treat those like sewers.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:07 am to TheOcean
Yeah I know how to train. I just gotta start off lighter than ever before. I tore my left pec and bicep two years ago and I have right rotator cuff issue as well right now.
Ill be doing a lot of rehab stuff once I start getting back into weight training.
Once I'm done with summer school I want to start relearning judo and jiujitsu
Ill be doing a lot of rehab stuff once I start getting back into weight training.
Once I'm done with summer school I want to start relearning judo and jiujitsu
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:09 am to lsu777
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FACT: Breakfast is not important and studies on internment fasting prove it over and over. Please don't come in these threads and push bro science bullshite.
I cant stand the bullshite science either.
I eat two massive meals a day. Lunch and dinner. I do have a protein shake after morning workout, but that's it.
I cant stand this idiotic bullshite pushed based on nothing but pass it down the line knowledge.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:12 am to BRgetthenet
I don't know. I never looked at a sewer and thought "I bet a dick would go in there real nice".
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:13 am to lsu777
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FACT: Breakfast is not important and studies on internment fasting prove it over and over. Please don't come in these threads and push bro science bullshite.
I don't eat it on a regular basis and if i do its just some fruit
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:16 am to lsucoonass
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I'm a fat 5'9" 240
bruh you trying to get kicked out the army with that
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:18 am to CptBengal
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I eat two massive meals a day. Lunch and dinner.
yup
and maybe a lil cheat snack sometime during the day. Like today I had two krispy kreme's
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:18 am to CptBengal
half of this thread is complete horse shite advise and her post was just the icing on the cake.
its like people believe we can digest a large meal in seconds. The breakfast bullshite is almost as bad as when people say you can't absorb more than a certain number of grams of protein in a sitting. Really?
its like people believe we can digest a large meal in seconds. The breakfast bullshite is almost as bad as when people say you can't absorb more than a certain number of grams of protein in a sitting. Really?
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:19 am to lsucoonass
Sounds like you are making a ton of excuses for yourself
Jump back in that shite head first, baw
Jump back in that shite head first, baw
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:20 am to Forkbeard3777
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'm fed up and need to lose some weight. A little background...I never was the most athletic guy. I grew up in the Midwest and now live in Chicago. I'm early 40's and as every Midwestern...I love beer, deep dish pizza, and cheap Chinese food. That said...I'm not "too far" out of shape. I'm right around 6'0 and 200 pounds. I'm not in terrible shape...just soft and pudgy (especially in the midsection, love handles, and thighs).
I'm asking for a little help. I never really had to work out/watch what I eat until now. With my wife popping out our two children in the past 4 years and with work....any thought of the gym and what I ate went out the back door.
Can some suggest some pointers on ideas to lose weight? I'd like to drop at least 20 pounds. Weight lifting and cardio? Should I do low weight, high reps or vice versa? What's the best cardio machines I should get on? I'm pretty new to the gym and I'd like to make the best of it. I know results aren't made overnight, but I'm sick of not feeling as well as I did before and my clothes fitting tight.
Also, any basic food tips?
If you are new to weight lifting and the gym scene, join a gym like Planet Fitness or Anytime Fitness that is more relaxed but that varies by location so use the free trial to see if you like it and it is convient. Some of them also offer a free trainer for a period of time that will help teach you how to work out. Be sure you tell that you want to lose weight and not to get buff. There is abig difference to the approach and alot of trainers just try to focus on getting you buff.
If you want to do it on your own here is what you do
1. Find a gym
2. Download a workout app and an BMR app. Most workout apps have beginner worouts that will help you ease into it. The BMR app will give a rough estimate of how many calories you burn. Then adjust your diet to have about a 500 calories deficit/day and you will lose about a lb/week. There are roughly 3500 calories in a pound of fat FYI.
3. Do the weight loss workouts
4. Do a minimum of 20 minutes of cardio/day. I prefer the ellipitcal but that is because a treadmill hurts my bad knee from football.
5. Eat healthy. If you do not know what that entails and like southern food I suggest reading Slim Down South. The first few chapters are about adjusting the southern diet and eating styles to be healthy. I thought it laid it out in basic common sense terms but then again I am over qualified (BS in kinesiology, minor in nutrition, Masters in Medical Science, and current medical student). There are also some pretty good recipes in there. LINK
6. Cut back on the beer and junk food intake. Try to limit yourself to 2 beers/day and limit binge drinking. Also cook your own food or have your wife cook your meals. Limiting eating out, take out, and fast food saves money and is healthier.
7. Go get a physical from your doctor and try to get one atleast every 2-3 years or whatever he recommends. You want to stay healthy and enjoy your kids and not the grave or hospital bed.
8. Do everything in moderation
9. Bang your wife often it is good for the heart and since this it the OT PIIHB and post pics.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:21 am to lsu777
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half of this thread is complete horse shite advise and her post was just the icing on the cake.
its like people believe we can digest a large meal in seconds. The breakfast bullshite is almost as bad as when people say you can't absorb more than a certain number of grams of protein in a sitting. Really?
they saw it on redit bro. Some dude did that and said it and he posted a before and after pic and he's ripped! He went from like 160 to 140 lbs!
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:23 am to WeeWee
OMFG!!! Please stop with the everything in moderation bullshite. Another thing that drives me crazy. Sure do everything in moderation if you want to look like every other mother fricker out there. Don't lift heavy, can't be good for you, everything in moderation. / end sarcasm
The everything in moderation bullshite was started by pussies who want everyone else to look like pussies too.
The everything in moderation bullshite was started by pussies who want everyone else to look like pussies too.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:24 am to lsu777
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OMFG!!! Please stop with the everything in moderation bullshite. Another thing that drives me crazy. Sure do everything in moderation if you want to look like every other mother fricker out there. Don't lift heavy, can't be good for you, everything in moderation. / end sarcasm
The everything in moderation bullshite was started by pussies who want everyone else to look like pussies too.
Over training is a myth
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:26 am to StraightCashHomey21
yep, no such thing as over training, only under eating/under resting
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:27 am to lsu777
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why do you recommend wendler program to everyone
The man changed my life.
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:28 am to lsu777
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OMFG!!! Please stop with the everything in moderation bullshite. Another thing that drives me crazy. Sure do everything in moderation if you want to look like every other mother fricker out there. Don't lift heavy, can't be good for you, everything in moderation. / end sarcasm
The everything in moderation bullshite was started by pussies who want everyone else to look like pussies too.
1. He said he wanted to lose weight and get in shape not get buff.
2. I gurantee I know more about it than you meat head
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:29 am to Forkbeard3777
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any basic food tips?
Stay away from these

Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:29 am to StraightCashHomey21
thread went about as expected..
good luck picking out the good from that.
good luck picking out the good from that.
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