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Work etiquette: I have pinkeye
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:17 pm
How do I survive looking like an off-center jizz target for a week? I can't work from home, can't take PTO, and there's no office "Meredith" to blame. Everyone saw my symptoms today.
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Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:19 pm to Muthsera
Just move to working the drive through window, not the fryer.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:19 pm to Muthsera
Don't let your boyfriends fart in your face.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:21 pm to Muthsera
Wear sunglasses and say you just had Lasik
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:22 pm to Muthsera
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How do I survive looking like an off-center jizz target for a week? I can't work from home, can't take PTO, and there's no office "Meredith" to blame. Everyone saw my symptoms today.
Start washing your hands?
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:23 pm to Muthsera
I thought I had pink eye at a new job. I was told I wasn’t welcome in the office because they couldn’t afford other people getting sick and I didn’t have any vacation/sick time for that position so I had to just not get paid for taking a day off.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:25 pm to BurningHeart
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Start washing your hands?
Sage advice, and some that I've already heeded.
Not a great answer for retaining small shreds of my dignity when asked "What happened to your eye!" or "Are you contagious?" though.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:29 pm to Muthsera
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Sage advice, and some that I've already heeded.
Not a great answer for retaining small shreds of my dignity when asked "What happened to your eye!" or "Are you contagious?" though.
Take a sick day?
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:35 pm to BurningHeart
Go to the doctor and get the drops.
It will help quickly.
It will help quickly.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:38 pm to Muthsera
Eye patch?
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:41 pm to Muthsera
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I can't work from home, can't take PTO,
Sounds like a shitty job
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:41 pm to Muthsera
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pinkeye
You a nasty M.F.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:43 pm to Muthsera
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looking like an off-center jizz target
So this happened before?
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:45 pm to bird35
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Go to the doctor and get the drops.
It will help quickly.
This.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:46 pm to ruzil
Wear an eye patch, dress as a pirate. Tell them you thought it was the office Halloween party.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:46 pm to Muthsera
Own it. Walk in the door and immediately say “check out my fricking eye, y’all!”
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:54 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Sounds like a shitty job
I didn't ask your opinion of my shitty life decisions, but it is appreciated.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:56 pm to Muthsera
Man up and push through it like Bob Costas.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:02 pm to Muthsera
Yeah, you're probably fricked
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:06 pm to Muthsera
Get the drops from the Dr, and just wear the eyepatch like others have said. Just tell everyone your kid poked you in the eye or some shite.
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