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re: Women snoring is such a frickin turnoff

Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:30 am to
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74858 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:30 am to
quote:

"Hey look at me I got some strange last night snd now he's snoring but you guys totally know I had sexual relations right? Also I'm about to kick him out of the bed because I'm a boss."

- Guy with a Scripture as his username


Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18329 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:30 am to
My parents raised me to recognize when OP is a fig.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:33 am to
Yeah they did
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299704 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:36 am to
quote:

"Hey look at me I got some strange last night snd now he's snoring but you guys totally know I had sexual relations right? Also I'm about to kick him out of the bed because I'm a boss."

- Guy with a Scripture as his username


Ive found most hardcore militant atheists are light in the loafers.
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4700 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:39 am to
So you were out cheating on the wife?
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2914 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Sounds like you may have slept with a post op tranny


Sounds like someone who knows what he’s talking about.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12212 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:40 am to
Getting old sucks. I started dating this woman and slept at her place. She pulled out a cpap contraption, didn’t really phase me too much. When I woke up, the whole room smelled like morning breath
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172322 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:40 am to
More like 1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:46 am to
quote:

She pulled out a cpap contraption, didn’t really phase me too much. When I woke up, the whole room smelled like morning breath

That description almost made me gag, I'm sure u didnt lay around for long
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29227 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:50 am to
quote:

I'm gonna have to gag her


That's not cool, baw. Get help.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 9:53 am to
She actually quit after a few minutes. It's all good now. When she woke up she said "I don't snore". I was like bullshite. I shouldve videod it
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1268 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:11 am to
Depends on the woman. When a hot girl snores, it's still kinda hot. Your woman sounds fat though.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12196 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:17 am to
I’ve slept with a shite ton of women. I can only remember one snoring and it was a major turn off. Her name was Angela and this was around 2014 or so. Some of you must be sleeping with fatties or something?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74869 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:18 am to
quote:

quote:

Magnesium

quote:

I have to try this? Any side effects I should know of?
And Titanium, man.

Might wanna keep an eye out for the Crimson Dynamo though.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55308 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:20 am to
It really is!!!

They should also avoid farting and burping.

Any bad smells emanating anywhere from them - also bad.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15011 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:22 am to
She needs to get far, far away from you.....
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72481 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:22 am to
quote:

I shouldve videod it


Yes, do it. That won't be creepy at all.
Posted by Beer did clam
BatonRouge where CATS are RATZ
Member since Oct 2009
1611 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:23 am to
I wouldn’t say I’ve slept wit a lot of women, but I have slept with one woman a lot. She doesn’t snore but purrs like a content kitten. It has become my white noise.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17062 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:24 am to
I'm guessing you've never had a pregnant wife or SO.

Better get used to it
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:24 am to
quote:

I’ve slept with a shite ton of women. I


You must have a helluva rap at family reunions.
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