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Women snoring is such a frickin turnoff

Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:33 am
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:33 am
Woke up next to the sound of a chick that makes enough noise for 3 of us.

She didn't sound like this when we first fell asleep last night. I was gonna let her sleep in but I'm gonna have to gag her or tell her to kick rocks because I wanna get some more sleep before the games start later
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27582 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:35 am to
It’s better than if she wasn’t breathing.
Unless that’s what you would prefer…
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37878 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:35 am to
Much worse things than snoring.
Also, I don’t see how humans can sleep without a box fan.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11159 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:36 am to
How big a gal is she baw?
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1872 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:37 am to
Are you 88 and look like a cast member oft the walking dead?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11073 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:37 am to
quote:

I don’t see how humans can sleep without a box fan.


I use a sleep app that sounds like a box fan. It’s considered trashy to have a Walmart box fan on my nightstand now. Who knew…
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37878 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:39 am to
quote:

It’s considered trashy to have a Walmart box fan on my nightstand now. Who knew…


Goes next to the bed.
If we fly somewhere, one is always purchased.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:39 am to
quote:

It’s better than if she wasn’t breathing.
Unless that’s what you would prefer

Lmao good call
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Are you 88 and look like a cast member oft the walking dead?

39, liver feels 88 after the knob creek last night
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50761 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:41 am to
I’m sure you’re a perfect prince while sleeping.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:41 am to
quote:

How big a gal is she baw?

she has to be pushing 130 but beggers can't be choosers
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:42 am to
quote:

I’m sure you’re a perfect prince while sleeping.

I don't sleep much frfr. Normally about 4 or 5 hours a night and wake up in the middle. Mind always racing
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5794 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:43 am to
Don’t like snoring…don’t sleep with fatties.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7346 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:43 am to
People snore. Who knew.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50761 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:44 am to
quote:

she has to be pushing 130 but beggers can't be choosers

130lbs is not bad at all. Not everybody’s gonna be with a stick figure model. Society today is disgustung.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50761 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:44 am to
quote:

I don't sleep much frfr. Normally about 4 or 5 hours a night and wake up in the middle. Mind always racing

Magnesium, baw. It’s life changing.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:44 am to
It actually just magically stopped
quote:

Magnesium, baw. It’s life changing.

I have to try this? Any side effects I should know of?
This post was edited on 12/15/24 at 7:46 am
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98106 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:47 am to
Was he at least good looking?

Doesnt sound like it
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50761 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:48 am to
I’ve been taking it for over a month and so far nothing. Best sleep I’ve ever had without taking Benadryl or NyQuil and stress levels are way down. I still get stressed about things from time to time but I’m able to just let it go wayyyyy easier now than before. I wish I’d have started magnesium a long time ago.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35055 posts
Posted on 12/15/24 at 7:48 am to
"Hey look at me I got some strange last night snd now he's snoring but you guys totally know I had sexual relations right? Also I'm about to kick him out of the bed because I'm a boss."

- Guy with a Scripture as his username
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