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re: Women snoring is such a frickin turnoff
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:25 am to ronricks
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:25 am to ronricks
The only broad I've been with that snored was about 115lbs and 5'6".
Snored like a damn lumberjack and then would just stop breathing randomly before going right back to sawing logs.
After a month I told her I couldn't take it anymore and ended it while suggesting she visit her doctor. Several times I had to go sleep on the couch as it was impossible to get to sleep with all the noise she emitted.
Snored like a damn lumberjack and then would just stop breathing randomly before going right back to sawing logs.
After a month I told her I couldn't take it anymore and ended it while suggesting she visit her doctor. Several times I had to go sleep on the couch as it was impossible to get to sleep with all the noise she emitted.
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Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:32 am to Corinthians420
lol you give me the ick
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:33 am to alexahet
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lol you give me the ick
Too easy... Ha.
Still in CO?
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:37 am to LCA131
Oh yeah - probably gonna be here a while. I’m applying for a director role and it’s either here or Philly for work and I’m not too keen on Philly.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:37 am to Corinthians420
What’s your wife’s favorite bull’s name?
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:44 am to alexahet
Very nice. Family and I were out there last year for the App State v Wyoming game in Laramie. Did some visiting around seeing some old friends...
Posted on 12/15/24 at 11:13 am to Beer did clam
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I wouldn’t say I’ve slept wit a lot of women, but I have slept with one woman a lot. She doesn’t snore but purrs like a content kitten. It has become my white noise
This made me laugh out loud for some reason. I do like a good fan noise running so I can relate.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 11:15 am to Corinthians420
I wouldn’t really know My female dog wasn’t pleased the last time a woman spent the night here.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 11:24 am to Corinthians420
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I don't sleep much frfr. Normally about 4 or 5 hours a night and wake up in the middle. Mind always racing
RIP in peace
Posted on 12/15/24 at 11:45 am to Corinthians420
Stick your finger in her booty, she will roll over and quiet down
Posted on 12/15/24 at 11:51 am to Corinthians420
It’s suppose to be a turnoff because you’re not suppose to stick it in her when she’s passed out…so I’ve been told
Posted on 12/15/24 at 11:55 am to WaydownSouth
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How big a gal is she baw?
OP Says from Iowa. I'm guessing one of those big ole Pasty corn fed farm gals.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 6:29 pm to Corinthians420
Do you also get mad when girls fart?
Posted on 12/15/24 at 6:32 pm to Corinthians420
It’s inflation- too much sugar in her diet
Posted on 12/15/24 at 6:33 pm to Corinthians420
Pro tip…Go to sleep 1st and worry about more important shite.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 6:36 pm to Corinthians420
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Women snoring is such a frickin turnoff
Is it hurting you? I bet you fart more than she snoring.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 8:14 pm to Corinthians420
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Woke up next to the sound of a chick that makes enough noise for 3 of us.
She didn't sound like this when we first fell asleep last night. I was gonna let her sleep in but I'm gonna have to gag her or tell her to kick rocks because I wanna get some more sleep before the games start later
Wait till OP finds out that women fart and shite too.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 8:22 pm to Ryan3232
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It’s better than if she wasn’t breathing
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:15 pm to Corinthians420
That story just makes me feel very sorry for your wife.
Posted on 12/15/24 at 10:21 pm to jdd48
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Wait till OP finds out that women fart and shite too.
I think he might be on suicide watch when he finds that out.
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