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Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30035 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:05 pm to
Can I get her in bed before she smells like a raceland whore after a long Saturday night?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23350 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:10 pm to
I'll be 2nd, WTH.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:10 pm to
I believe the record is 46 dozen


Probably the same woman.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:22 pm to
I find myself curiously aroused by that.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:26 pm to
I think it would hit you right back.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41517 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:31 pm to
I probably ate 2 dozen over there altogether and I have the water shits.

Would hate to be her toilet.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5496 posts
Posted on 6/4/17 at 10:37 pm to
Ayeee! Je ne voudrais le frappe pas.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:27 am to
I probably would too but I'd wait a solid month after this
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178333 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:30 am to
She's going to get awful hemorrhoids
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:13 am to

She won't shite for two weeks.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:16 am to
quote:

Ayeee! Je ne voudrais le frappe pas.



You might want to double check your translation.


Je ne voudrais le frappe pas. = I do not want to hit him.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10661 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 6:37 am to
Hurts my head just thinking about it.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 6:42 am to
One of the nastiest things I've ever seen on TV was an oyster eating contest. Ughhh. This is so gross.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 6:44 am to
J-U-N-E

Nope, still no "R".

frick one Summertime raw oyster, much less 33 dozen.

SMDH, white people.

This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 6:44 am
Posted by cajuntiger07
Down DA Bayou
Member since Jan 2009
4476 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:26 am to
quote:

J-U-N-E

Nope, still no "R".

frick one Summertime raw oyster, much less 33 dozen.

SMDH, white people.


Supposedly this "rule" was put in place prior to modern refrigeration.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30468 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:26 am to
IWNHI tonight
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:33 am to
quote:

Supposedly this "rule" was put in place prior to modern refrigeration.
Accepted with the following caveat:

Have you been around the humans who harvest oysters for a living from South Louisiana and Mississippi waters?

Trusting them to make a complete commitment my food safety over their potential profit is not a bet I'm going to make.

Risk-Reward for (especially) Raw Oysters in Summer?

Nope.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:42 am to
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
Posted by cajuntiger07
Down DA Bayou
Member since Jan 2009
4476 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Accepted with the following caveat:

Have you been around the humans who harvest oysters for a living from South Louisiana and Mississippi waters?

Trusting them to make a complete commitment my food safety over their potential profit is not a bet I'm going to make.

Risk-Reward for (especially) Raw Oysters in Summer?

Nope.




I agree!
Posted by redbullwings
Member since Aug 2013
874 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Well she will be horny as hell.....


quote:

New Orleans winner slurps 33 dozen


yelp.
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