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Woman tried to kill sleeping boyfriend with a hatchet

Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
7373 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:08 pm
Happened in Fargo. Unfortunately dude did not come out of it well. He was left with "a large slice in his head and multiple fingers "hanging" off" according to a witness.

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The witness added that Lena seemed to be "out of it" during the attack.

"He looked and saw Lena swing down with the hatchet; he couldn't see the point of the strike due to obstructions but heard it sound like splitting wood, initially thinking she hit the headrest or headboard," the witness told police,

Deoliveira appeared to 'come to' after hearing a click from the footrest of a recliner chair and seeing blood all around her, the witness claimed. She fled the scene, the witness told, and was arrested two days later

Would but I'd wear a helmet and cut resistant gloves.




British rag
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:09 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

seemed to be "out of it" during the attack

quote:

appeared to 'come to' after hearing a click from the footrest of a recliner chair and seeing blood all around her


Drugs

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Mr Granados survived the attack and called 911 himself. Police who attended the scene said no one else was with him when they got there and the victim said he had been alone when Deoliveira attacked him. Despite this, police said they later learned of the witness who was present


definitely drugs







From another article
https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2025/09/lena-deoliveira-fargo-dakota-woman-strikes-boyfriend-in-the-head-with-hatchet-as-he-slept/?fbclid=IwY2xjawM2sxtleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFHZXl2RXlrd3hIVHdiNzl5AR7NErVWbTSOIPgtAHz7A6tVI92rmyL0hhPyyg5SjLQZemDkmf7cV2ncIE8d0A_aem_9bUZiWfvOqMrovQbVrwI4A

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The witness further told officers that Deoliveira is homeless, and that she often stayed in the garage or at various homes in the neighborhood, where she would sleep on a couch or the floor.


Drugs
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:19 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:15 pm to
I've never heard of or seen a sane Lena.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138916 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:17 pm to
Was hoping her name was Molly
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:21 pm to

Found her Facebook




Fallen Angel, in the dark. Never thought you'd fall so far





Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103971 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:22 pm to
I thought she was the one with the hatchet wound in that relationship.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:23 pm to

The victim

Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18880 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:24 pm to
I can't fix her
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63407 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:25 pm to
Who got the Oldsmobile?
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:27 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6084 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:26 pm to
That's a North Dakota 9.5.

Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14597 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:26 pm to
?

So was he sleeping with someone else?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40817 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:29 pm to
She pulled an Uncle Buck on him.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:33 pm to
I doubt her hatchet could circumcise a gnat like U.B's though.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9926 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:35 pm to
Dumbass. Doesn’t even know you use a wood chipper in Fargo. Not axes.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Not axes



Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9926 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:38 pm to
Why not both?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76261 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:46 pm to
rough looking 23
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
352 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:50 pm to
Meth seems to have that effect.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5051 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

hatchet


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