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Woman tried to kill sleeping boyfriend with a hatchet
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:08 pm
Happened in Fargo. Unfortunately dude did not come out of it well. He was left with "a large slice in his head and multiple fingers "hanging" off" according to a witness.
Would but I'd wear a helmet and cut resistant gloves.
British rag
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The witness added that Lena seemed to be "out of it" during the attack.
"He looked and saw Lena swing down with the hatchet; he couldn't see the point of the strike due to obstructions but heard it sound like splitting wood, initially thinking she hit the headrest or headboard," the witness told police,
Deoliveira appeared to 'come to' after hearing a click from the footrest of a recliner chair and seeing blood all around her, the witness claimed. She fled the scene, the witness told, and was arrested two days later
Would but I'd wear a helmet and cut resistant gloves.
British rag
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:13 pm to Diseasefreeforall
quote:
seemed to be "out of it" during the attack
quote:
appeared to 'come to' after hearing a click from the footrest of a recliner chair and seeing blood all around her
Drugs
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Mr Granados survived the attack and called 911 himself. Police who attended the scene said no one else was with him when they got there and the victim said he had been alone when Deoliveira attacked him. Despite this, police said they later learned of the witness who was present
definitely drugs
From another article
https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2025/09/lena-deoliveira-fargo-dakota-woman-strikes-boyfriend-in-the-head-with-hatchet-as-he-slept/?fbclid=IwY2xjawM2sxtleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFHZXl2RXlrd3hIVHdiNzl5AR7NErVWbTSOIPgtAHz7A6tVI92rmyL0hhPyyg5SjLQZemDkmf7cV2ncIE8d0A_aem_9bUZiWfvOqMrovQbVrwI4A
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The witness further told officers that Deoliveira is homeless, and that she often stayed in the garage or at various homes in the neighborhood, where she would sleep on a couch or the floor.
Drugs
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:15 pm to Diseasefreeforall
I've never heard of or seen a sane Lena.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:17 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Was hoping her name was Molly
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:21 pm to Shexter
Found her Facebook
Fallen Angel, in the dark. Never thought you'd fall so far
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:22 pm to Diseasefreeforall
I thought she was the one with the hatchet wound in that relationship.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:25 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Who got the Oldsmobile?
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:26 pm to Diseasefreeforall
That's a North Dakota 9.5.


Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:26 pm to Diseasefreeforall
?
So was he sleeping with someone else?
So was he sleeping with someone else?
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:29 pm to Diseasefreeforall
She pulled an Uncle Buck on him.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:33 pm to Clyde Tipton
I doubt her hatchet could circumcise a gnat like U.B's though.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:35 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Dumbass. Doesn’t even know you use a wood chipper in Fargo. Not axes.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:50 pm to MorbidTheClown
Meth seems to have that effect.
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:58 pm to Diseasefreeforall
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hatchet
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