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Woman says date dashed after she slurped down 48 oysters, sparking debate

Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:50 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13233 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:50 am


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“They were so good. I was not expecting it to be that good,” she says in the viral video as she slurps down her oysters. “It was just so good.”


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Equana also says in the video that the date had been texting her “for weeks talking to himself” and she agreed to see him because she “was bored” and “had time.” Plus, the oysters are only $15 a dozen on Tuesdays, so Equana ordered four dozen (that’s 48 oysters). She also ordered some potatoes and crabcakes.


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Equana says her date excused himself before the bill came and never returned. The date’s explanation via text was that he invited her “out for drinks” and she “ordered all that food,” according to a screenshot Equana showed in the video of what she says is their exchange after she texted him asking why he left early without paying. He offered to send her money for just the drinks.


Posted by CousCous
Hammond, America
Member since May 2011
246 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:52 am to
What kind of oysters are available in Germany?
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13345 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:52 am to
I would’ve dashed after one look at her.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:53 am to
That strange bang thing must be the new popular style right now.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
11917 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:54 am to
What is going on with the apparent double set of eyebrows on her forehead? Are we sure it was the oysters?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38501 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:54 am to
Is she a serial oyster eater?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57306 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:55 am to
That makes me want to vomit
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2366 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 6:59 am to
It’s not safe to eat oysters that have been sitting out for two weeks. Even for that beast.
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
29218 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:00 am to
One of the worst clickbait articles I’ve ever struggled to read through.

Send iguana and the journalist to Palestine
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29287 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:02 am to
That toilet after this must’ve been a biohazard scene
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:05 am to
The dude fricked up. This oyster-slurping thot would have given him Hoover-style sloppy top at the end of the night. Don't be afraid of a good time.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62773 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:08 am to
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Equana

Equana rights for everyone!
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9307 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:11 am to
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Equana


found the problem
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9457 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:12 am to
Typical

Watch the video. It would’ve been difficult to make it ten minutes with that queen.
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 7:22 am
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1155 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:31 am to
I didn't know iguanas ate oysters
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1393 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:39 am to
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so Equana ordered four dozen (that’s 48 oysters). She also ordered some potatoes and crabcakes.





Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 7:53 am to
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That strange bang thing must be the new popular style right now.


Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4048 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 8:06 am to
Shes disrespectful for ordering that much food anyways. pig
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10147 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 8:08 am to
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Equana


sounds like a new drug commercial at 2am that would perform the opposite of the little blue pill.

if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, take an Equanna with warm milk, no oysters.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8171 posts
Posted on 11/8/23 at 8:14 am to
Didn’t this happen in Germany 2 weeks ago?
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