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Woman bitten by python lurking in her toilet
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:38 pm
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A woman in Australia got a rather unpleasant surprise when she sat down on her toilet and was greeted by an angry python.
Helen Richards, a resident of Chaple Hill, Brisbane, said she went into her bathroom to use the toilet without turning the lights midday on Jan. 22 when she felt something bite her bottom "mid-stream."
Richards said she initially thought it may have been a frog or a turtle until she stood up and saw that the culprit was actually a Carpet Python, a non-venomous snake commonly found throughout the continent.
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Python got to PIIHB.
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Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:39 pm to Bamboozles
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A woman in Australia got a rather unpleasant surprise when she sat down on her toilet and was greeted by an angry python.
Was probably unpleasant for the python as well
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:39 pm to Bamboozles
Now I'm gonna have nightmares of my coin purse hanging down and getting bitten by a damn rattler
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:39 pm to Bamboozles
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Richards said she initially thought it may have been a frog or a turtle
fricking Australia where people just expect they might get bit on the arse by a frog or turtle in the toilet.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:40 pm to Bamboozles
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Carpet Python
I'm glad pubic hair is making a comeback!
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:40 pm to Bamboozles
In Louisiana white women get bitten by a different type of python.
This post was edited on 1/30/19 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:41 pm to Bamboozles
Must have been dark. Worst that’s ever happened to me was not seeing the toilet seat was up and I sat down in the water. I now understand that women’s struggle is real.
This post was edited on 1/30/19 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:41 pm to Bamboozles
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:42 pm to Bamboozles
This is why you don't go to the bathroom in the dark.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:44 pm to Bamboozles
This is why I use the bathroom outside. No worry about snakes out there.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:47 pm to Bamboozles
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a non-venomous snake
Considering this was in Australia, she's lucky.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 12:47 pm to Bamboozles
I've never understood why women don't look before they sit to piss. If I'm sitting down anywhere, I always look where my arse is going to be, and ESPECIALLY so if it's going to be my bare arse.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:13 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Sitting on the shitter at work while reading this and took a close look just to be sure
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:17 pm to DLauw
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Worst that’s ever happened to me was not seeing the toilet seat was up and I sat down in the water. I now understand that women’s struggle is real.
I need to know how life altering this moment was. The way i get screamed at after it happens once like every 5 years I would expect it is a significant moment in your life.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:17 pm to Bamboozles
Lucky for her husband it wasn't a Ball Python.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:34 pm to Sasquatch Smash
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I'm glad pubic hair is making a comeback!
You like a little drapery around your meat curtains?
Posted on 1/30/19 at 2:42 pm to Bamboozles
“Honey I told you I just dropped a python in the toilet. Why don’t you listen?”
Posted on 1/30/19 at 3:02 pm to Bamboozles
Steve Irwin once said "Never wake a sleeping python with urine"
Posted on 1/30/19 at 8:58 pm to Bamboozles
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Carpet Munching Python
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