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re: Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at Oscars

Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:30 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:30 am to
Dude, you want this drama to be real so bad...
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:30 am to
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This is the view of 99% of us, yet you people ran with some larger conspiracy because of a lack of ability to critically think.


There's no conspiracy to run with, douchebag. It's simply a matter of opinion.
Posted by Ingeniero
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:30 am to
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:31 am to
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yet you people ran with some larger conspiracy because of a lack of ability to critically think.


Your view would be the conspiracy
How can you not see that??
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:31 am to
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So y’all really think a guy, even Will Smith, just walks up on stage and bitch slaps the host, without anybody bothering to do anything about it? There’s no way this shite is real.


Yeah I think it was real. I don’t think Rock would let himself get slapped or Smith would be screaming cuss words and crying just to give the Oscars ratings. Neither of them need the money, either.

If it was a washed up actor maybe, or someone like Nick Cage who will do anything for a check.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:31 am to
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So y’all really think a guy, even Will Smith, just walks up on stage and bitch slaps the host, without anybody bothering to do anything about it? There’s no way this shite is real.


Not to mention a clear case of assault, captured on live TV and the LAPD is doing nothing but “investigating” while no charges are being filed.

Very believable
Posted by tilthatday
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:31 am to
You can take the boy out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the boy.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:32 am to
also, is chris rock ever not smiling?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:32 am to
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Not to mention a clear case of assault, captured on live TV and the LAPD is doing nothing but “investigating” while no charges are being filed.

Very believable


Yea man, celebrities never ever get away with omitting crimes
Posted by BK Lounge
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:32 am to
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Your view would be the conspiracy
How can you not see that??

He lacks the ability to critically think, I would say.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:32 am to
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Critical thinking says it doesn't make sense for it to be fake


That's retarded, but expected.

Critical thinking is analyzing and coming up with various outcomes based on logic.

In between the stupid asses claiming some widespread conspiracy (there was none) and those saying it was real (lololol) there is a hell of a lot of ground to cover and many different scenarios.

So for your information, a critical thinker would explore varous options and weed out improbabilities.
Posted by musick
the internet
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:32 am to
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meh, still ain't buying it, as a few have pointed out, you don't stand there with your hands behind your back literally sticking your face out to make a better target when someone draws their hand back to hit you


the fact that people believe Will Smith "lost his shite" over a terribly, unfunny, and hack joke as bad as "GI Jane Part 2" is what surprises me the most.

I get that in the heat of the moment you can snap, etc. But not sitting there laughing after joke after joke (including the joke in question) and then all of a sudden click and "lose your shite" over something that lame, that's where they lose me.

This post was edited on 3/28/22 at 9:33 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:33 am to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:34 am to
I don't really have a strong opinion on it being fake (one way or the other), but I am a bit curious as to why security let him waltz on stage, go back to his seat, and continue to shout from the crowd.

If you were working the event, beforehand you could believe it was just a bit and hesitate, but you'd think they'd have at least stepped in after the slap, right?

Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:34 am to
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Critical thinking is analyzing and coming up with various outcomes based on logic.


And logic says faking this does none of the things you claim it does.
quote:

So for your information, a critical thinker would explore varous options and weed out improbabilities.




I've explored them. It being fake is way less likely than it being real. Now quick call me a woman again.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:34 am to
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meh, still ain't buying it, as a few have pointed out, you don't stand there with your hands behind your back literally sticking your face out to make a better target when someone draws their hand back to hit you


ETA: unless it's staged
If I'm Chris Rock I'm thinking it's a bit the entire time, even after he draws back. I'd think there's no way this mf'er will actually hit me, then he did.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:35 am to
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Your view would be the conspiracy


Two actors isn't a conspiracy.

The Oscars scripting the slap would be a conspiracy.

This post was edited on 3/28/22 at 9:35 am
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:35 am to
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But not sitting there laughing after joke after joke (including the joke in question) and then all of a sudden click and "lose your shite" over something that lame, that's where they lose me.


It’s almost like Smith forgot he was supposed to go up there and do something. He laughs for a solid 10 seconds after the GI Jane II joke and only approaches Rock after Jada gives him the stink eye.

Smith “forgot his lines” so to speak
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 9:35 am to
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there is a hell of a lot of ground to cover and many different scenarios.


Wow

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