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Wildlife biologists in south Florida have discovered a way to bust up python orgies.

Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:30 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:30 pm
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It happened Feb. 21 on public land in Collier County, and far more startling is the fact two mating balls were discovered in one day. In all, 11 pythons were caught — one more than 16 feet long — bringing the tally to 500 pounds of snake.


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Both mating balls were found when conservancy staff put implants in male “scout snakes,” set them free, and followed the signals to remote areas where people seldom tread.


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It was a pair of python bachelors named Hisstopher and George that led Bartoszek and the team to the mating balls on Feb. 21. George was never seen that day, as he remained hidden underground, but his tracker led the team to the first mating ball, which included two males of around 45 pounds each and a 16-foot, 125-pound female, he says.

A far-bigger pile of snakes was found an hour later, when Bartoszek, biologist Ian Easterling and two assistants tracked down Hisstopher, he says.

The writhing mound was a stunning 7 feet wide, with heads and tails in every direction. The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball. It contained five males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female. Two additional males were found lounging not far away. Among the details the team found interesting was where the snakes had chosen to mate. “The snakes were huddled together in a sunny patch of forest surrounded by ferns.”


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Posted by geauxfortwo
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:36 pm to
The OT really is a one stop shop for anything somebody could want
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:38 pm to
Need Fishing Garrett to yoink all these pythons out

I love his videos
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:40 pm to
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Two additional males were found lounging not far away

Damn, even nature has guys willing to sit in the cuck chair

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The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball.

This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:42 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:40 pm to
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The writhing mound was a stunning 7 feet wide, with heads and tails in every direction. The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball.

Perverts.
Posted by baldona
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:40 pm to
InB4 poon is undefeated
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:42 pm to
Sooo...

Hopefully they placed some explosives inside of the piles and ended to whole ordeal???
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:45 pm to
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Sooo...

Hopefully they placed some explosives inside of the piles and ended to whole ordeal???


Probably not. They usually grab them by the neck and strangle them. Then they skin them and make leather products. You definitely don't kill the males that have the tracking device. You let them go and find you another female.
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:46 pm to
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It contained five males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female
5 males and one 85 lb female. I think I've seen this somewhere before

This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:48 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:49 pm to
I have wondered why Florida only has python bounties a couple times a year. I learned the answer to that question recently.

A while back India wanted to try to cull cobras in and around towns and villages. So, they instituted a bounty on dead cobras. That bounty was paid for every cobra presented to authorities.

What dickered the system? Well, a few enterprising Indian rednecks figured out that they could have a relatively endless supply of cobras if they just started breeding them. So, cobra farms became a thing. It took a while, but the government caught on to the hustle and ended the bounty. What happened then? Well, the Indian baws released their now worthless cobras into the wild. That resulted in a population boom and even more cobras in the very areas they were trying to rid of the snakes.
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Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 12:55 pm to
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It contained five males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female.


I'm sure her parents must be proud...

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Two additional males were found lounging not far away.


No doubt smoking a cigarette.
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 12:57 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:02 pm to
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The snakes appeared in no hurry to escape, which allowed the team to closely study the ball.


Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:08 pm to
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python bachelors named Hisstopher and George


George got screwed on his name
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:10 pm to
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Wildlife biologists in south Florida have discovered a way to bust up python orgies.


"Aight, which one of you bitches brought the black mamba to the party?"
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:10 pm to
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Among the details the team found interesting was where the snakes had chosen to mate. “The snakes were huddled together in a sunny patch of forest surrounded by ferns.”


They wanted a little privacy and would have gotten it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:11 pm to
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n all, 11 pythons were caught — one more than 16 feet long — bringing the tally to 500 pounds of snake.

God invented grenades for a reason.
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:28 pm to
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Need Fishing Garrett to yoink all these pythons out

I love his videos


The 20 foot anaconda has been at an orgy all along
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:30 pm to
I have an irrational hate for all the retards that caused pythons to inhabit the Everglades
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:34 pm to
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males in the 30-pound range, and a 14-foot, 85-pound female


There are soooo, soooo many fat chick jokes in here. Come on OT.
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