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re: Wife thinks I has Asperger's

Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56925 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:37 pm to
Well you did graduate from uno so she’s probably not wrong with her claim
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:37 pm to
Do you lick the booty hole?
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12458 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:37 pm to
I have a lot of the characteristics OP described and it drives my wife insane that I'm not more emotional. But she married me. I'm constantly saying I can't change. So... I guess she'll get tired of it or she won't.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1583 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:39 pm to
Bruh. She's pissed because you don't agree with her on this? Hell, tell her that you've thought about it and y'know, you think she's right. Now you have an excuse every time you screw up, or want to screw up. Point out she's diagnosed you as retarded. If she claims its BS, tell her she's racist. Bonus: I think legally you can park in handicapped spaces now.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:39 pm to
Tell her to get her arse in the kitchen and make some burgers.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

I disagree wholeheartedly with her assessment.


Disagreeing with something strongly and sharing it with your bros on Tigerdroppings is evidence that you have a deep emotions about things.

Tell that bitch to go kick rocks
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2141 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:42 pm to
How many toothpicks did i just drop?
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:43 pm to
How do you feel about all of your wife’s friends and her sitting around talking about you like this?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:46 pm to
I'm not mentally sound, and I cant be of any help. My solution is, have enough money to be able to avoid everyone else. That way there is no need for violence or social issues.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39313 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26691 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Do you lick the booty hole?



You're probably going to have to find someone else to lick your butt hole... OP doesnt sound very sociable.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:50 pm to
Your wife is probably not stable.
Posted by The Korean
Denham Springs, LA
Member since May 2008
1651 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

I admit. I'm not touchy feely emotional. I keep shite bottled up. Because TBH my problems really aren't too bad. I'm healthy, good paying job, etc.

I'm not antisocial, I just sometimes don't care to deal with people. It may be that TBH lots of people are dumbasses or deuchbags and I just don't have time for that bullshite.

I like animals, like socializing with select group of friends. .... I just hate assholes, lazy people, and just cut interaction with such people out of my life.


Oh shite, I think I have Asperger's
Posted by LSU$$$
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
1280 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:53 pm to
Everyone is on the spectrum to some degree
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Oh shite, I think I have Asperger's


Here's a 50 question test to find out: LINK

I got a 35/50...strong likelihood I'm on the spectrum
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

But based on your OP, you are probably a pretty dry person. Loosen and warm up.


Or not. His wife loved him and married him, so this version of his is just fine.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9229 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:57 pm to
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I don't make lots of eye contact in social settings.

I'm a STEM guy. Was collegiate athlete, normal guy. Moved a few times after college for career. Admittedly I was a bit of a "Rambling Man". I've got long term friends. Don't meet many new people, but I just think it's due to job and just not really caring to.
I'm a very black and white thinker. Give me numbers not emotion!

I admit. I'm not touchy feely emotional. I keep shite bottled up. Because TBH my problems really aren't too bad. I'm healthy, good paying job, etc.

I'm not antisocial, I just sometimes don't care to deal with people. It may be that TBH lots of people are dumbasses or deuchbags and I just don't have time for that bullshite.

I like animals, like socializing with select group of friends. Volunteer with Special Olympics. I just hate assholes, lazy people, and just cut interaction with such people out of my life.



if you read all of this about someone else, would you still say that that person isn't hanging out on the spectrum somewhere? If you're that convinced Captain Clinical, then go get tested?
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

His wife loved him and married him


Bingo. He may have Aspergers, but she's the real retard because she married an Aspy. Stupid bitch
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 1:00 pm to
Fight Fire with Fire!

Without her knowing, give her the Wonderlic.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24508 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

I'm not touchy feely emotional. I keep shite bottled up. Because TBH my problems really aren't too bad. I'm healthy, good paying job, etc.

I'm not antisocial, I just sometimes don't care to deal with people. It may be that TBH lots of people are dumbasses or deuchbags and I just don't have time for that bullshite.


Sounds like every single normal guy in America. Myself included.

I don't understand why she would get pissed that she thinks you have Asperger's . I mean did she not figure out your personality while y'all were dating? If she married you, she obviously didn't have much of a problem with your personality then. Sounds like she should stop taking her girlfriends' opinions so seriously.
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