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Wife/GF/Side Piece at 50 Shades Check-In Thread
Posted on 2/10/17 at 12:24 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 12:24 am
Wife went to a girls night to go see new 50 Shades movie with a bunch of her girlfriends.
I've stayed up doing some work long after the kids are in bed.
30 percent chance she comes home wanting some
70 percent chance she comes home and wants to go to sleep so she can get up for work in the morning
I've stayed up doing some work long after the kids are in bed.
30 percent chance she comes home wanting some
70 percent chance she comes home and wants to go to sleep so she can get up for work in the morning
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 12:26 am to LSUFanHouston
5 percent chance you married a slut
Posted on 2/10/17 at 12:27 am to LSUFanHouston
SuperSaint handled business for you so you can just go to bed
Posted on 2/10/17 at 12:29 am to LSUFanHouston
100 percent you've watched your wife take it from another dude
Posted on 2/10/17 at 12:45 am to LSUFanHouston
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:31 am to LSUFanHouston
The wives are doing their ladies movie night to see it.
So I'm having the guys over to drink beer, eat pizza and play video games/watch sports tonight.
So I'm having the guys over to drink beer, eat pizza and play video games/watch sports tonight.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:11 am to StraightCashHomey21
quote:
The wives are doing their ladies movie night to see it.
So I'm having the guys over to drink beer, eat pizza and play video games/watch sports tonight.
Does this really happen in real life?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 5:14 am to LSUballs
Some of y'all need to turn in y'all's man card. 
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:12 am to StraightCashHomey21
Can i come jerk off too?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:12 am to LSUFanHouston
The book would help your chances a lot more. Women are a lot more interested in the fantasy in their head, then the one that's been created for them.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:14 am to LSUFanHouston
I would hate to be the poor fricker that has to clean the theater after that movie. Gonna need a hazmat suit.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:15 am to LSUFanHouston
The first movie was the least erotic thing ever. For some reason, they gave the chick Sasquatch-hairy thighs & a thick bush. Regardless, I hope you got laid.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:19 am to fishfighter
Agreed wtf
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:22 am to Evil Little Thing
What do you know of said erotic thing?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:25 am to LSUFanHouston
Sounds like you have a great life full of excitement and adventure.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:26 am to Armymann50
Too much, I guess. It's hard to imagine being sheltered enough for that movie to be a turn on.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:41 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
The first movie was the least erotic thing ever. For some reason, they gave the chick Sasquatch-hairy thighs & a thick bush. Regardless, I hope you got laid.
Read the Wikipedia summary. This story is a frickin mess. This one isn't about erotic shite, it's more of a shitty soap opera. But what do you expect from a story that was originally Twilight fan fiction.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:42 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:43 am to Dam Guide
The books are terrrible, and end with an epilogue where she is pregnant & saying "I guess your daughter likes sex!" as the baby kicks while he's flogging her belly, or some shite.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:44 am
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:43 am to StraightCashHomey21
quote:
So I'm having the guys over to drink beer, eat pizza and play video games/watch sports tonight.
So you're an adult male that plays video games and you base your friend group on who your wife's friends husbands are
Nice
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:49 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:For some reason? How about because adult females' bodies have these characteristics naturally, and many prefer having sexual relations with adult females, rather than with shaved or lasered or waxed hairless faux children-bodies.
For some reason, they gave the chick Sasquatch-hairy thighs & a thick bush.
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