re: Wife/GF/Side Piece at 50 Shades Check-In Thread

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That pussy will come home moist...get ready to frick

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Is it a good thing when you have to send your wife out of the house for her to get moist?

lol "I text my wife pictures of big cocks all day while she's at work so she comes home wet for me."

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Pecker

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here comes Dr. Lovejoy

Don't know ask the original poster

Both the size of the wallet as you mention and also the common urge from women to domesticate their man and 'change' them just a little.

*It was brought to my attention that the above was my 420th post. While I don't expect anyone to see this edit, I decided to update with more correlated thoughts:

Maybe God did not create life. Maybe life was created on it's own by chance and then evolved. This evolution created an alternate energy source that we are not able to perceive while living on earth. As humanity continues to grow intellectually, this alternative energy hierarchy continues to evolve. Eventually, something similar to our idea of God was created in this hierarchy. So now there is life after death but not in the traditional sense that we have learned about through religion. Anyone getting hungry? Y'all want to order some calzones and wings? Maybe a bunch of wings with different sauces and lots of ranch and blue cheese? Hey man, you still holding that thing? Puff, puff, pass dude. You know the rules. You gotta call in the order now, that's your penalty. Hey after we graduate and are all living in different cities, we're gonna get those virtual reality headsets and watch the Super Bowl together. We'll be able to see the people that are actually at the game, turn our head in different directions to look around the stadium, and then we'll dial in together and feel like we're all in the same row. The facial expressions from all of us are taken from the headsets and then we can design some groovy threads, like I'm going to have on a fly pimp suit with some of those aquarium fish shoes like the dude in I'm Gonna Get you Sucka. The NFL will probably sell millions of those virtual reality seats for about $10/each when the technology gets decent and mainstream. Hey man, order those wings already.

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30 percent chance she comes home wanting some

70 percent chance she comes home and wants to go to sleep so she can get up for work in the morning

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80% chance that the child that she births 9 months from now will be black or........maybe Hispanic

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Those books were so horribly written. I read all of them...because at that point I wanted to know how the story ended, but it was kinda a chore to finish them...that's how horribly written they were.

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Kushiel's Dart

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many prefer having sexual relations with adult females, rather than with shaved or lasered or waxed hairless faux children-bodies.

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get
The
frick

Man I feel sorry for guys that get all excited hoping these shitty movies and books get their girls out of their element/norm.

This is why Rocket31 holds validity. Marriage is for chumps.

Girls are both man/people pleasers and also nasty freaks, sorry some of you can't grapple that and have actually bought the notion of settling. Guess what, your wife does want to get held down and fricked in the arse, she may not even know it yet because you're too busy being a chicken shite snowflake.

/rant

This. Marriage is for suckers.